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Local teachers seemed to be growing lazy

From Straitstimes.com, 4th June 2008
Schools should not rely on it and ministry should act
WHEN I attended a teacher-parent meeting because I was told that my Secondary 4 son had fared poorly in his school examinations, I was shocked. I expected to see a handful of parents and their children. Instead, it seemed as if the school had summoned all the parents.

When I questioned several teachers why so many of his classmates had also fared poorly, the standard responses were along the lines that my son’s class was ‘a very challenging class to teach’.

My son needed more help, I was told. Their suggestion was that ‘he sign up for tuition lessons and attend all the remedial classes we have planned for the holidays’.

What is wrong with our education system today, where we are so reliant and dependant on private tuition and enrichment classes? This is great news for tuition centres and the enrichment centres like Mindchamps, Adam Khoo, SuperCamp for kids, Lorna Whiston, Julia Gabriel, Shichida and the lot, who charge very high fees and make big bucks due to the very real fear and desperation of parents who want their children to do well.

But what if you are not in the ‘privileged group’ who can afford the thousands of dollars needed for tuition? What if you are a heartlander struggling to make ends meet?

Will your child be able to keep up with children from more privileged backgrounds, whose parents shell out $2,000 to $3,000 every few months for various extra private tuition classes?

The present education system is counter-productive to producing well-educated and well-balanced students. Instead of enjoying studying, students are stressed out and failing in too many subjects.

The Ministry of Education must be more proactive in ensuring that students are less reliant on external tuition or enrichment classes, and ensure a well-balanced education for all.

Tan Eng Hong

MRS JOHN YAP: ‘My son entered Primary 1 this year, and I chose a school that I thought would be more holistic. But one teacher recently suggested that my son get tuition and learn the lessons ahead of the class so that by the time she gets to the lesson, my son can follow it. A check with some of my son’s classmates also revealed that many parents would do their children’s homework so that they can finish it on time. The children get tons of homework, frequent tests, and, yes, a list of homework for the June holidays which includes maths and English exercises, reading 10 story books, making a model of the school, producing a health booklet and writing a journal thrice a week. On top of all that, there is a friendly reminder that there will be Term 3 tests after the holidays! I hope my son’s school is in the minority. Something is definitely amiss when there’s so much homework that parents feel they have to do it for their kids just so their kids can cope, and where the solution given to improving a child’s academic results is to get tuition. Now I understand why everyone I know shoves her child from tuition centre to tuition centre. My son is not attending any enrichment classes or tuition centres because I don’t think they will make him a smarter or better person.’

‘Tuition has become an almost non-negotiable necessity.’

MADAM CHOO SWEE LIN: ‘My child is in Secondary 1. For the past six meet-the-parents sessions, I took in the teacher’s feedback and did all that I could to help my child. But the seventh meeting turned out no different; it was another ?what’s the problem with your child’ session. The school should be a child’s primary source of education. Now that tuition has become an almost non-negotiable necessity, does it mean the primary source has failed in its role?’

‘Are these parents going to complain to their children’s future bosses for giving them too difficult tasks?’

MR TAN GUANGFAN: ‘I refer to Mrs Lisa Ng’s letter, ?Why tuition centres for elite students flourish’ (May 24). I am a former student of one of the elite schools she listed. Tuition can be useful but I do not think that students should be overly dependent on private tutors. I am disappointed that parents are blaming difficult examinations. Are these parents going to complain to their children’s future bosses for giving them too difficult tasks? At 18, it is time for teenagers to learn to accept challenges and take failures in their stride.’

‘This is the new education system: Children request tuition.’

MADAM LEE SIM LIAN: ‘My daughter was very upset because she didn’t do well in her exams and has asked for tuition. This is the new education system: Children have to request tuition because they think they have done badly.’

I still distinctly remember when I first started education in Zhenghua Primary School way back in 1995. Among the first things that my form teacher told us, was something along the line of “Some of your parents may want to put you ito private tution classes. Personally, I feel that tution classes are unnecessary and the school will provide you all the education you will ever need.”

How things have changed now. Teachers are now recommending to parents of weaker students to enroll them in tution classes. Does this really means that the students are beyond help and really need additional lessons, or does this means that teachers nowadays are throwing off their long held responsiblities of providing education to all students?

Using a cliched excuse like “challenging class to teach” does not give a teacher reason to strike off his or her responsiblity of educating the weaker students and leaving that responsibility to private tutors. Aren’t real educators supposed to raise up to the challenge and give their undivided attention to students in need of them to better help them academically.

Imagine you are a toilet cleaner. A few of your designated toilets are super dirty and disgusting, one that, if I may so put it, is a “very challenging toilet to clean”. Can you then tell your employer to seek other toilet cleaners? In short, is it correct of the teachers to throw their responsibilities to private tutors?

My parents were once called for a Parents-Teacher meeting by my form teacher in The Chinese High School, due to my complete disinterest in academic matters. My form teacher asked my parents how I normally spend time at home, and seek my parents’ help in controlling my access to computer and the internet (I was crazy about programming). One of my friend who was a hard core gamer even had his keyboard locked away under the suggestion of the form teacher. Needless to say, our results improved soon after. That is what I thought Parents-Teacher meeting is all about — allowing teachers to reach out to the students’ parents and figure what factors at home that is causing obstacle to academic performance. What is the point of having a Parents-Teacher meeting if all the teachers do nowadays is to suggest for tution classes?

Teachers should be more responsible. Being an educator is a role that I believe only a handful of teachers in Singapore truly qualify for. NIE should do better in educating teachers of tomorrow, so as to provide better education for Singaporeans of tomorrow.

A Philosophy Major with thinking disablties

From Straitstimes.com, 3rd June 2008
Does NUS still prefer muggers?
WHEN are two Bs and a C not good enough for entry to the National University of Singapore (NUS) arts faculty? When, it appears, one of your Bs is in that ‘new’ subject, Knowledge and Inquiry (KI).

While people are keen to have a fourth university offering a liberal arts degree, NUS seems to eschew the liberal arts.

Of course, I may be wrong, and biased, since it was my son who received the NUS rejection letter. However, it rankles when he has a bunkmate who has secured a place in NUS with one B and two Cs (and the requisite pass in General Paper).

I watched my son enjoy KI. The subject offered him the chance to hone his critical faculties, debating and research skills.

As a philosophy major myself, I revelled in the discussions we had on moral philosophy, the scientific method, his research paper. I rejoiced in his rekindled interest in physics.

We looked forward to him pursuing his love of military history, politics and philosophy at NUS, confident his Bs in History and KI and C in English Literature were enough. It was not to be.

It appears NUS still prefers students who pass in the traditional ‘mugging’ subjects, and relegating KI to the status of General Paper.

This is ironic, as KI could be considered the most basic of university subjects - it was the only course of study in the past, and requires the skills any thinking, creative person must possess - ability to reason and express oneself clearly and critically, and passion to defend one’s stand.

Angelina Phillips (Ms)

Why is it that it seemed to me as if you are very proud of your son’s “B”? My girlfriend has got 2 As and a C, and she couldn’t even get into a course of her choice. She is now suffering from being in the wrong faculty, one she could not perform in, and one which would make her less academically well-off. Does your son’s supposed obession, interest, passion, whatever you call it, in KI (which in the end only got him a B) makes him different and thus exempt him from other students who have to experience the same inadequecy in our education system?

When I mentioned my A level results, AABC on my blog, a reader commented that I fucked up my Alevels. Now according to that reader’s definition, your son had super duperly fucked up upside down. And you wrote in to complain, “Hey, B is good! I think it is good! I am a philosophy major and my son can discuss with me intellectually on stuff! Why can’t he get into NUS arts?”

Your ridicious tone aside, I understand your point in that subjects like GP and KI shows critical thinking capabilities of a student, while other subjects only reflect how mug a student can me. In Anderson Junior College, 3 or 4As with a just pass or fail in GP is a common. I don’t care what kind of course they can get into, but their lack in comprehensive and thinking skills can only warrant them the status of what I call a background degree holder, someone with the academic qualification but cannot provide anything innovative or value to his place of work or society.

Although I dislike the tone of the letter above, I fully agree with what was being said, that universities should focus less on muggers and more on thinkers. I know Universities all have that in their advertisements, but it is time to do something real about it isn’t it?

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Go ITE directly. Stop wasting your time.

“Go ITE instead.”

Imagine that is what your principal said to you during the first week of school in a new year, after you have worked so terribly hard in the examinations so that you get into Secondary 5 and will be able to take the O levels to further your future education by going to a Junior College or a Poly.

The principal told a reporter, “Some…who don’t qualify for poly will end up in the ITE anyway, so they might as well go direct to the ITE.”

When further questioned, she said, “It’s a fact.”

Does she even care about the kind of effort less academically inclined students have to put in in order to go this far and be able to take the O Levels? No. She literally told them, don’t waste your time. You won’t make it. Go ITE now.

How disheartening.

Worst, this principal undermined the fantastic marketing efforts that the ministry and ITE put in over the years in order to alter the view of the general public - that ITE is an holistic institution and not a collector of less academically inclined students.

Yet, in today’s newspaper, Minister of State for Education, Lui Tuck Yew is quick to stand behind her. He said, “The tone of a principal’s message to Secondary 5 students may not have gone down well, but it was one that had to be delivered, for the students’ sake.”

I give an example. If I am outside on the street, and someone is right in front of me, blocking my direction of travel. If I were an untactful idiot I would have said, “Fuck off la, cheebye!” If I am more civilized, I would say, “Excuse me, please.” Same message, different tones. Totally different impact and outcome. Is the fact that message had to be delivered a good justification to disregard the tone that the principal had used?

After I say “Fuck off la, cheebye!” to the person and on the verge of getting beaten to death, can I then explain away the tone of my message by saying what National Institute of Education, Rear-Admiral (NS) Lui said, “it was important to separate the ‘tone’ from the ’substance’ of the message.” ?

And in my last moment on earth, perhaps I can further tell my attacker, as if to save my own grace before I die, “I can calibrate the tone. I can soften it, improve on the presentation, but you really were blocking my way.’”

Furthermore, while I am in hell, I still refuse to admit I am wrong,
“‘My message affected you, provoked you and it impacts you negatively, and it’s an excuse. Or you can stand up tall, just take it gracefully and accept that I am a bastard for shouting ‘Fucking off la, cheebye’ at you, and move out of the way so that I can pass.”

Further more, what category of human beings does the principal’s tone put her under? Is she even qualified to be an educator? Lest a commuter on the street.

What are the reasons behind her action?
(The following are my own humble opinions that should be regarded with a pinch of salt. I am only speculating here. None of the below may be true.)

I suspect she look down on her students. It is common knowledge that academically inclined students tended to look down on students who are not. Being a high flier in the education industry, looking at a bunch of less academically inclined students struggling to improve their future careers and paths MAY seem to her like ants struggling to survive after the onslaught of a big spray of pesticide. Laughable and fruitless. Waste of time. Forget it and just go ITE (or in the case of the ants, heaven) directly. Stop wasting your time.

Another possible reason for her action was perhaps to boast up her school’s ranking. By getting rid of the weaker students, the school’s ranking will definitely go up. As straight forward as that.

Perhaps the least plausible reason was that the principal’s words were “wake-up” call that must be delivered. As illustrated in the earlier example, however, a wrong tone is a wrong tone. Despite the fact that the gist of the message to be conveyed is the same, using the wrong tone has the wrong impact. It can be considered a different kind of message altogether. The principal certainly has not embraced herself in the mind boggling world of English literature before.

I think this incident is a wake-up call to all educators out there. For them to stop being so full of themselves, for them to be more tactful towards their students, for them to really deserve their high pay and educator perks, for them to behave more like a principal, respect their students, and not view school ranking as defining stones on their career.

How successful you are as an educator does not depend on the ranking you achieved for your school, it despends on how you have touched your students an inspired them. In this case, the principal may not even deserve to be called an “educator”.

Quotes
A teacher affects eternity:
he can never tell where his influence stops.
Henry Adams
(Me: So what kind of influence did this principal cast on her poor students?)

What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state,
than that of the man who instructs the rising generation.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
(Me: Are her actions noble?)

The important thing is not so much
that every child should be taught,
as that every child should be given the wish to learn.
John Lubbock
(Me: “Fuck Olevels. Go ITE directly. Stop wasting your time. You won’t make it.” Oh my..)

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life,
those the art of living well.
Aristotle
(Me: From a parent of one of the students: “‘It is very sad when your principal doesn’t have faith in you and will not give you a chance.’ “)

We cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening our own.
Ben Sweetland
(Me: …)

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken
joy in creative expression and knowledge.
Albert Einstein
(Me: Again, “Fuck Olevels. Go ITE directly. Stop wasting your time. You won’t make it.” Oh my..)

Teaching is not a lost art,
but the regard for it is a lost tradition.
Jacques Barzun

A master can tell you what he expects of you.
A teacher, though, awakens your own expectations.
Patricia Neal

And finally,

A child miseducated is a child lost.
John F. Kennedy


References:
Principal’s ‘wake-up call’ to Sec 5 students had to be ‘conveyed’
Principal’s words of advice to Sec 5 students ill-chosen
Sec 5 class advised: Go to ITE instead
Principal’s ITE advice ‘had to be delivered’
Inspirational Teachers Quotes and Sayings


Note to fellow regular readers: I realised that after going into hibernation for so long I couldn’t write as well as before. Sorry about that. I’ll try to blog regularly once again so as to sharpen the saw and prevent it from rusting even more.

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The Uni Story - The way I see it

So, once again the public were given what they wanted. Too bad they will be cheated of it this time, along with innocent parties.

Once a upon a time, life was good. University graduates were regarded as the true elite workforce, intelligent teens who were quickly employed even before they graduated. Then came the opening of a second, and a third University. There suddenly become so many University graduates out there. Being a University graduate has lost most of its value, yet the older generation still clunked tightly to the impression that Universities are key to the riches, and caned, paid and worked their children so to help them get into Universities.

“Going to an overseas University”, a hobby commonly sported by the upper middle classes of Singaporeans who had the unfortunate fate of being blessed with spoilt kids who are good for nothing other than spending, became another phrase for a more complex one, “My son is so bullish he can’t even go to a old and run down University in Singapore. I have no choice but to use my money to get him in one.” The lower middle class, however, could affort no such luxury when their kid couldn’t even cut it. They want in on the University wangon too. And since a few of them are educated enough to use Email, they wrote to MOE and the newspaper to throw their weight around.

Thus a forth University was born, and Universities like NUS, NTU and SMU had to increase their intake. My friends from schools like NUS and NTU are already reporting that they had to sit on the stairs for full 2 hours lectures due to the lack of seats (or too much students). If the intakes were to increase I can only imagine students, on top of bringing laptops to Universities, would also need to bring portable chairs. The alternative would be many flat-butted University graduates with back problems. Health problem aside, the value and prestigue that comes with being a University graduate becomes even more diluted, with many University graduates (”taking the risk” or “the path less travelled by” as reported in newspaper) becoming taxi driver and cake shop bakers.

Perhaps in the past the top 3% of every cohort made it to the University. In the future the figure may be 20%. And then 40%. And then 80%. Who knows?

Perhaps a newer form of education insitution needs to be established in order to distinguish the truly distinct ones from those bullish one that can barely make it. Maybe a Mebisity should be establish. And when too many Mebisity were established, Gigasity should come into play as well. Maybe my great great great great great great grandchildrn would finally join the workforce at the age of 85.

Education is becoming more and more bullish, isn’t it?

(Disclaimer: The entry is written to reflect Weikiat’s opinion and thoughts about the matter, and may in no way reflect the truth of what is going on. Given the fact that he is held captive by SAF with the sentence National Service all the while, it is already a miracle that he got around to writing this entry in the first place. So take what he says with a pinch of salt. A big pinch, that is.)

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Educating parents about Universities

Judging from the amount of confusion, misinformation and incomprehension regarding University admission that parents of “potential” University students had vandalise all over the media nowadays, I think that it is perhaps time to properly educate hopeful parents in Singapore the “truth” about University Admission in Singapore. These “truths” as they appear on this blog entry, are actually nothing but my own first-hand thoughts and experience as someone who went through the education system, and managed to slip through the great filtering process by doing the minimal.

1) Project work, a very (in my opinion) primitive way of measuring one’s ability to work in a team and/or lead one, and to bring a project from its initial stage to its finality plays a very crucial role in University Admission. But, unfortunately for us Project Work is (in my opinion) the most inaccurate examination I have ever undergone. I have got friends following every single instruction from their teacher project mentor completely, and getting Band 3, while people who slack around can get a Band 1 or 2. Project Work is also highly prone to sabo-ing from team mates, which often happens in highly competitive schools. If you are lucky and get proficient team mates, you will certainly benefit. If you are unlucky, too bad.

2) General Paper in my opinion is the one subject that can determine if a student lives and die. The high number students getting failures and borderline passes in “above-average” colleges and the low level of GP education provided in many colleges (i.e Anderson Junior College) won’t help students achieve much. To me, getting As for all subjects and then a fail or C6 for GP only shows that that particular student cannot understand or write (create new content), but excels in recalling and memorizing textbooks. Although Universities have nothing against these people (yet), if I were an employer I would not want to hire a University graduate who obviously cannot think, and can only memorize data. Instead of paying 2k per month to hire such a graduate, I would just spend 2k to purchase a personal computer. Unlike a computer, I can’t spell and I can’t do grammar. But I can think. Thats how I get my A2 and maybe thats how I get my SMU.

3) A meritocratic educational system is in fact unfair to many in Singapore. Students who are interested courses like Business and Medicine will find it harder to be admitted as compared to those who are interested in Arts and Social Science and other less popular courses. Meritocracy does not mean fairness in Singapore at all. It only means that those who can perform damn well within the system will get all the choices, while those who couldn’t just lan lan and go grab whatever that is left. Meritocracy is not about rewarding those who can perform! Meritocracy is about leaving out those who couldn’t. Before parents give the green light for their kid to enter a Junior College, they must be confident that their kid won’t be left out by meritocracy, the Great Filtering Process.

4)Universities don’t give a hoot about sports.
The closest thing you can get in Singapore is physiotherapy. And only Polytechnics teach that. Not Universities.

There are more to this of course, enough to write a book with in fact. But I’ll leave it at that for now, as I had grown lazy to write. Maybe I will write everything down and hold a seminar to educate the parents, and make a fortune off it.

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Actually, I have a rather simple solution for all this Not-Enough-University-Places saga. Brainwash all the Kiasu parents in Singapore to make them stop forcing their kids to go into Colleges and Universities. Then only students who want to enter Universities out of freewill will go. Then there will be no more debacle over lack of admission. Then there will be no complains. Then meritocracy will mean fairness. Then I will not be so keen to migrate before I form my own family so as to give my kids proper education.

The point I was trying to make in the above paragraph? Kiasu parents cause the Not-Enough-University-Places themselves.

Go, start complaining to yourself for being too kiasu!

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University Places

I distinctly remember reading the ST forum about a parent complaining that his kiddy with a fantastic grade of A, B and E could not get into any local university, and Singapore government should have foreseen his situation and did properly planning to cater to weaker JC graduates.

I know how godly our government is, but isn’t this parent too much?

The first thought that struck me after I finished reading his highly logically and sensible (urgh, I am trying to be polite ok) letter was whether he or his kid had done any form of planning, or just blindly follow the crowd.

I mean, most people should know that while A level is the most direct way to get into Uni, it is a path with higher risk for weaker students. Those were unable to get into a local Uni with their A level grades will have to either retake the exam, go to a poly, or scamper of to some private of overseas Uni. Certainly the parent who wrote in to ST should have considered these scenarios before forcing/encouraging/recommending/allowing his kid to go into a JC?

What a bad role model that parent is. Blindly taking a risk and then complaining that the government did not do enough to remove that risk.

And then another parent came in.

From ST Forum 31st May 2007,

JOIN Mr See Chee Wee (ST, May 29) and share his sentiments.

My son, who excelled in sports at inter-school level (junior college colours award recipient) was similarly rejected by all three local universities with his B, B (General Paper), D and E grades.

I saw clearly the sheer disappointment in his face after he read the third and final letter of rejection when he returned home for the weekend, exhausted from his basic military training on Pulau Tekong. I could imagine what went through his mind - the apparent lack of consideration given to the effort and time he devoted to athletics. This is despite the liberalisation of the universities and the supposed importance the Government and universities place on a well-rounded education.

Hearing of similar experiences reasserts not only the lip service paid to co-curricular activities in Singapore but also the mercilessly meritocratic nature of the system.

Jayampath De Silva

While I think this kid had done well with his B for GP, I think that a D and E is no go. Using his passion in athletics as a convenient excuse for the kids lower than average academic score doesn’t make sense. I also have my doubts about the writer’s definition of a “well-rounded education”.

A student can be free to pursue whatever he wishes. I spend all my time, energy, attention and soul on only 2 things during my JC years. My girlfriend and programming. None of the above are A Level requirements. However, can I use these as an excuse if I get lousy grades? No. And I didn’t. If I want I would have said that Singapore has its Romancing Singapore programmes and should give more better grades to students who understands love. And Singapore should also give me higher grades because was appeared in Digital Life as a creative and IT-inclined Singaporean, exactly the kind of talent that Singapore wants. I don’t exactly know how much the the guy’s son spent on running around the tracks or fooling around with balls, but I can safely say that no one can beat me in the amount of time I spent on my girlfriend and my programming.

Hell, if your interest lies outside what mainstream education has for you, stay away from mainstream altogether unless you are totally confident and capable or doing so many things at the same time. Otherwise, you will be like the guy above, exhausted and rejected, unwanted by anyone, unable to pursue both mainstream education and his own interest.

On a personal level, I think that everyone should be free to pursue his or her interest, but the sad truth in Singapore is that if you want to stay in the mainstream in Singapore, something have to be given up unless you are really capable of concentrating on two things at once.

My guide for my sister, when she was considering going to a JC was this: If you do not qualify for the first 5 JC in Singapore, or you did not get less than 10 points raw score for Olevel, please forget about going to a JC, because you may not be able to hold up against the tough competition and get into a local Uni through the JC route. Poly may be a better choice.

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Wealth, and a bright future.

The dream of a bright future is something that had its roots deeply curved around the soil of Singaporeans’ minds. Although money by itself does not emit light, and can in no way contribute to “brightness”, Singaporeans associate “bright” future and wealth with little trouble.

Using the pursue of a “bright future” as a convenient excuse for materialistic wants and pure greed is the norm nowadays. This by itself is bad enough. The fact that the pursue of wealth alone makes Singaporeans unable to think and reflect really trashes the future of Singaporeans and shoves all light into the black hole in some unknown location.

It is of course true that having more money is good. Do you rather earn $20000 a month or $2000 a month? Of course everyone would choose the former. With more money, one can buy more food, gadgets, furniture, and anything one wants, even the life of another human being. However, is it really that good to earn that $20000?

Assuming you do not earn the money through illegal means, earning $20k per month would mean that your job is of high importance, and of high responsibilities. Such would mean very high commitment, invasion of job into family life, and even stress related health problems. Are you ready for that?

Also assuming that you earn $20k per month, and can afford expensive home theatre system, while another person earns only $2k can only afford a normal CRT TV. At first glance, it would seem that you have a better life. But think about it: If your job pays in the area of $20k, do you think you would have the time to enjoy your home theatre system? On the other hand, the $2k earner can spend more time with his family at home, and can enjoy his plain CRT TV for long hours.

For me, a bright future does not equals endless accumulation of wealth. Life will lose its meaning if you can afford anything you want. Scotts Adams, the man behind Dilbert comic, and generally considered as one of the greatest thinkers alive, recounts his experience of his transition from poor to rich.

Before his comic became popular, he had always wanted to buy a particular car model. However, after his comic became a success and he found himself capable of affording as many of that particular car he wanted, he found that there is no meaning in wanting anything anymore. If you get everything you want, you will stop wanting anything. In the end, he just went to a car dealer and randomly picked a car.

The bright future I want consist of me earning a living in my favourite field - IT, with the ability to work from home so that I can be with my family all the time. To put it simply, my 2 dreams are:
1) IT job - which I love to do
2) work from home.

Now, people like NGCH will start giving me bullshit like in the real world it is hard to find jobs that a person like. Just find a well-paying job and make do with it.

To that, I say bullshit!

Dear reader, you have only one life on this world. Do you want to spend the rest of your short life counting notes in your bank, or do you want to do things that stimulate you, makes you happy, and let you die a happy man?

Thus when I look at unmarried but ****ing rich people in their 40s and 50s, I wonder why they had chosen that path. Why do they see wealth as more important than happiness? Wealth cannot follow a person to his grave, but happiness shall always be carved in to the brain. If heaven or hell exists, happy memories will be carried there, not wealth.

Another bullshit that people may give is that money can be used to buy happiness. Is paying for sex, buying exotic gadgets, comfortable furniture considered happiness? No! These are enjoyment, not happiness.

There has to be a cause behind the corrosion of the idea of a “bright future” from happiness to greed. And that cause is most Singaporeans’ parents. Their mindsets, to be exact.

To be continued…

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Wei Kiat got accepted!!!

Weikiat got a letter from SMU last thursday. He was accepted by SMU School of Information Systems for the Information System Management course. That’s very very good news. Good news arrive for him 2 days before his field camp.

He was so happy after he called his mum that night, and she told him about the letter. Wah! I think the school saw his newspaper article and accepted him immediately. Haha… Never mind if you did badly for the interview. Just appear on newspaper. Haha…

All his bunkmates demanded a treat after weikiat told them this news. I guess he will be too happy to sleep that night ba… I also want a treat! :)

Today is his 2nd day at field camp, and I am not sure how he is now. No smses, no phone-talk for so many days. Quite a sad thing :( But this is the worst part of BMT so I guess his days on Tekong will be better after this 6 grueling days. I hope. And hope. And hope more.

Just bring Weikiat back safely in one piece, with no major injury and illness. And I shall be seeing him on Friday (that is, if they let him book out on Friday).

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Ah, my results…

My results. I have no idea what to think of it.

Maths
Ouch. That hurts. Just the mention of the word Maths can draw spasms and agony from me. You can virtually see me foaming at the mouth, shaking my body and trying very hard to take control over it once again. I detest JC maths, and specifically the way Maths lectures were conducted in AJC. Lecturers would take their own sweet time on the easiest concept in each topic and later rattle like a bullet train on more complex and important once because they were out of time. Needless to say, I spend most of the Maths lectures outside where I should be, chatting away in the Homeroom or sleeping somewhere comfortable. Maths tutorials? What about it? I only attend tutorial sessions. I don’t do tutorials. I know nothing about maths. All my test and exams are graded F or O.

3 weeks before Alevel, I bought a TYS with worked solution and almost did it from cover to cover, without any reference to any materials provided by AJC, wanting to prove that I can sit for Alevel without any help from AJC, and I can study the entire JC Maths syllabus in 3 weeks.

And I did.

For A Level Maths, I scored an A.

WOW.

Physics
Wooo… I just love that subject. I bath in it, live in it, eat with it, see the world and experience the world with it. Without trying too hard I got my constant As and Bs for Physics this year.

For A Level Physics, I scored C.

NABEI! FUCK! CHEEBYE! WHY LIDAT! I have absolutely no idea. Maybe I was too complacent when studying for my Physics. I think I screwed up my practical exams, which is such a waste, and was overly nervous when doing Paper 1. I can go on and on talking about how I get C. But I don’t think I will ever understand how I get C for physics. This is something not within the laws of Physics.

Computing
Ah. My strength and pride. The subject that granted me free entry into AJC’s Alpha List, which is sort of like a membership for top 20% students. And I got in without studying! Nothing interesting here. Just slack as usual…

… and I got a B. Fuck it. Why no A. I always thought that my A for computing is taken for granted one. Now get B. Its like a tight slap in my face. Weikiat, renown for The Wicked, and currently a technopreneur, get B for Computing! NABEI!

General Paper
I’ve always regarded this as a random subject, something that I will either flop or excel depending on whether luck is by my side. This is also a subject that I use to filter dumb muggers from the smart muggers. Muggers who memorise text and get their 3As often do badly for GP. Likewise, muggers who work smart get A or B for their GP.

I have proven firmly that I am not a mugger, and that luck is with me this time now.

I got an A2 for A Level.

That is like top 9% in AJC, which shows how mug the rest of the school is.

Conclusion
I have really nothing to say about this result that is good enough given that I have only studied a grand total of 3 weeks for A Levels, and which is enough to get me into the course in the University I want, but lousy enough to virtually shatter my hope of getting any good scholarship.

I know myself for giving my targets a narrow miss. I aimed for 270 in PSLE and got 269. I aimed for 8pts (raw) for O Levels and got 9pts. I aimed for 60 in A Level and got 59.5. Give it a break, god, whoever you are, whether you exist or not.

What do you think of my results? Comment please? I have really no idea what to feel about it. Numbed.

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A typical AJCian’s reflection using typical ajcians’ (lack of) style of writing

The age of Junior College era in my highly successful and inspired livelihood in Singapore had came to an end just a fraction of a full calender year ago. Next week, on the fifth day of the week, I will return to my beloved, respectable and loving Anderson Junior College once again, to finish what I had set out to do, since my birth.

Since my birth when I left my mother’s womb where I was fortunately given existence to by the use of a modern technology, In-Vitro-Fertilisation. I embarked on a journey to eliminate lack of wealth and want to give myself and my parents whom I love to hug good life for the rest of their life.

I finally made my way to Anderson Junior College, and upon entering its majestic gates, I found myself bathed in an aura of smartness. Putting on the grey and blue uniform that brainless naysayers who do not know better deem as something commonly conceived as that of a factory worker’s I felt my level of intelligent quotient raised by the division of zero over one.

The principal and vice-principal in Anderson Junior College are really inspiring and they had really touched the depts of my youthful heart with their touching speeches. With them, the canteen in my school became world-classed, and so does the teachers in my school, the givers of important knowledge.

I was utterly convinced to work very hard for the sake of my future, given my lack of intelligence which I choose to be totally ignorant about. I want to aim high for the S-Papers which guarantees my social stading to be above that of the other aimless and uninspired schoolmates. How I detest their idle and inability to finish the meager tutorials given by tutors!

I honestly and without any hint of doubt believes in everything my teachers in Anderson Junior College impart to us, in hope that I will one day be able to drive the car they are now driving. When my GP department had imparted us the knowledge that the meaning of irony is “what is expected to happen never happen”, I believed her with all my might, soul, heart and body.

During the days prior to Alevels, when the Alevel examinations were just around the corner, and will approach me in the blink of an eye, I mugged doubly hard. For my intensive and extensive General Paper Revision, I did not limit myself to memorizing valuable statistics from newspaper. I also memorised tonnes of model GP essays uploaded by GP teachers on the online learning portal, in hope that some paragraphs or phrases may come in handy. I also allocated 80% of my time memorising the steps on how to dismantle and approach GP questions given in a note granted only to selected few by the College.

For maths, I drew up a concept map. I learnt how to draw a concept map during the “How to draw a concept map” workshop provided by the reputable institution, Anderson Junior College. I use my hard learnt knowledge, referring to the valuable guidelines and very detailed notes on how to draw a concept map, I drew a very detailed concept map on how to tackle all the different permutation and combination of maths questions that will appear in Alevel.

For chemistry, I already had my concept map drawn by the request of the my beloved chemistry teacher who appraised us with beautiful Cactus during Teachers’ Day.

However, the days of great importance came. The Alevel questions were even harder than those in the Prelims, total unlike those question in the Ten Year Syllabus, which I carried around in my two years in Anderson Junior College where ever I go without failure. All the solutions I had memorised had no use. I left a great deal of questions blank because my knowledgeable teachers did not teach me how to solve such questions. I left the majestic examination hall with a heavy heart, heavier than Jupiter.

But I still learn a great deal in Anderson Junior College, and I will continue loving the college for the rest of my life, for it allowed me to experience definition of irony, where mugging hard and studying hard does not equate to scoring well for the Alevel examinations. Oh, what irony.

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Note: All wrong usage of words, or other mistakes in one form or other, are intentional. The narrative in the story is not “me”, as in “weikiat”, but rather, a persona I’ve created to reflect the thinking and mindset of typical AJCians from 2 years of interacting with and observing them. The part about IVF is fictional. It is put in place to show AJCian’s ruthlessness in trying to “impress” readers with their powerful vocabulary.

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Creativity, Singapore style!

I was reading Mr Brown’s blog, when I saw his entry regarding the similarity between an animation submitted by Nanyang Academy of Fine Arts for Animania 2007, an animation competition.

Animation in 2007 by NAFA

Animation by Katy Towell in 2005

You don’t have to watch the full animation. Limit yourself to the first 30 seconds will do. What will be popping in your mind?

Blatant rip off. Ok. Some may use a more mild word. The team from NAFA is “inspired” by Katy Towell. Ah.. if so how come no credits or even ask the original author for permission? What disgusted me even more is the fact that the one by NAFA is less graceful, poorer animation, and rubbishy story. The mirror part really destroys the “magical” and “mystical” feel of the original story.

As if that wasn’t enough, NAFA have got another interesting entry to take note of.

Think out of the box

And thinking out of the box is precisely what the animators failed to do. Wait. Can they even think? The whole thing is a blatant rip-off from the game, The Neverhood created by Dreamworks Studio in 1996. I’m lazy to type, so let me put what I want to say into point form.

1) The environment where the protagonist exist in is very similar to that of the game.
2) The music style is similar, if not the same as that of the game.
3) The protagonist is also a rip-off, right down to the small tailing hair on its head, the red shirt, the wriggling of fingers before pushing a button, and the walking animation of the protagonist are exactly the same as that of Klaymen in The Neverhood
4) The thing about moving the door to the other side of the room isn’t creative at all. A better word for it would be “lame”.
5) Are we so creative as to copy a game from 11 years ago?
6) The protagonist looks damn ugly.

Well, what to do. All these are just small insignificant examples of how “creative” some educated Singaporeans can be.

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