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Uniquely Singapore

Where in the world can you find a country where people use out of production coins for donations, drive cars on walkways and has an organisation that reviews its own processes (and of course with a positive result)? Singapore!

StraitsTimes.com 160608
The one-cent puzzle
There are 600 million one-cent coins, amounting to $6 million, left in circulation, says the Singapore Mint. Jason Hau and Stephanie Song find out what’s happened to these little bronze coins
MOST shopkeepers reject them and the Singapore Mint no longer produces them, but Singaporeans, it seems, are still holding on to their one-cent coins.

The floral-series penny, which went into circulation in September 1987, was retired in April 2002 when it became clear that inflation had made it redundant.

Of the estimated seven billion of these coins minted in those 15 years, 600 million are still out there.

The Straits Times spoke to 50 people and found that 34 of them still had such coins lying about in their homes.

One of them, Madam Kay Thwetun, 36, saves them for her daughter.

The senior clinical project coordinator said: ‘My daughter likes to keep the coins in her bag whenever we go out. I have taught her to be charitable, so she will put some in charity boxes whenever we come across any.’

SET ASIDE AS SPARE CHANGE

‘They just sit in a box. We keep some money at home to pay the newspaper man or for when we order food. The change, which sometimes includes one-cent coins, goes in the box.’
Others keep them as collector’s items, storing them in jars, piggy banks and even plastic bags.

Ngee Ann Polytechnic student Foo Xiuqi, 21, said: ‘I collect currency, especially those that are rare and no longer in production. Who knows? They might become treasure in the future. I can then show them off to my future grandchildren.’

And then there are those who still hang on to these coins because they have not figured out what to do with them.

Postwoman Liew Peck Choo, 45, said she has around 50 of these coins ’somewhere in a corner’ of her home.

‘I don’t know what I can do with the coins. I can’t use them for shopping, because the shops don’t even accept them these days,’ she said.

A check with 30 retail shops downtown and in the suburbs found that only nine still accept them.

Shopkeepers are required by the Currency Act to accept them, but many do not do so because of the hassle of having to count them.

The Singapore Mint’s Teban Gardens Crescent office offers a coin-deposit service which puts the dollar amount into one’s bank account.

The service is free for the first 1,000 coins, but costs $3.70 for subsequent batches of 1,000.

The Singapore Mint also places coin-deposit machines at various community centres and town councils for several weeks at a time.

Local banks POSB and DBS also have coin-deposit machines at 27 of their outlets. They charge an even higher administration fee than the Singapore Mint - 0.75 cents per coin, although the fee is waived for children’s accounts.

The fees charged for depositing coins have turned some customers off; they say they would rather keep the coins than pay for the service.

‘Technically, we are paying them money for them to accept our money,’ quipped Madam Liew.

Undergraduate Asha Neelakandan, 22, agreed, saying that since cash-deposit machines do not charge a fee, she did not see why coin-deposit ones have to.

The Singapore Mint’s programme manager Priscilla Soh said the fee was to cover the labour costs of sorting out the coins and rolling them up in paper to be sent to the banks.

Charities are, however, exempted from the fee.

The Community Chest said 95 per cent of the $22,000 it collects in an average month are coins, with only around 2,600 one-cent coins among them.

National Council of Social Service chief executive Ang Bee Lian, referring to the $52 million the Community Chest aims to raise this year, said: ‘I hope Singaporeans will continue to give whatever they can to help the less fortunate in our society - even their one-cent and five-cent coins, as every cent counts towards that $52 million.’

Lol.. Look at the part in bold! Teaching a child to be charitable by keeping out of production and practically worthless one cent coins and use them for donations! That is a damn smart move eh, who knows one day the value of the out of production coins will raise expodentially, and charity organisations, with its vast vault of one cent coins, become superbly rich overnight.

StraitsTimes.com 160608
Should police cars be allowed on footpaths?
By Esther Tan
CROSSING PATHS: Police vehicles patrol footpaths for crime prevention purposes and to respond to emergencies faster. But some park users expressed concern about the safety of pedestrians and children at play. — ST PHOTO: ESTHER TAN
PARK-GOERS are territorial when it comes to footpaths. To them, it is their turf and in-line skaters and cyclists should keep off them.

But what about police cars?

Such vehicles have been patrolling along the East Coast Park footpaths and members of the public are questioning the need for it.

Private school tutor Y. Chong, who was having a picnic with his family when he saw a police car travelling along the footpath, said: ‘I was surprised…Cars shouldn’t be allowed there.’

The National Parks Board (NParks) said it allows police vehicles to patrol along the footpaths of certain parks for ‘public security’ purposes.

The police said its patrol cars travel along footpaths for crime prevention purposes as well as to respond to calls for police assistance.

However, there are guidelines by which police cars must abide in such cases.

Both the police and NParks said police vehicles on the footpath are required to switch on the blinker lights on top.

An NParks spokesman said they should keep to a speed limit of 15kmh - the same limit in many carparks or private residential areas.

Former police officers said they should travel at a ‘crawl’ if it was a normal patrol, but could speed up in an emergency.

Members of the public, though, were not convinced that police cars need to travel on footpaths to perform their duties.

Bank officer Jan Chiok, 26, who visits the park once a month for in-line skating, said: ‘It’s better not for any vehicles to be on the path as it’s meant for people only.’

Bank analyst Bryan Goh, 28, who frequents the park twice a month, pointed out that pedestrians on the footpath may be listening to music on their earphones and may not even be aware of an approaching vehicle.

A mother of three, Madam Tracy Lee, 46, said: ‘Children tend to be engaged in play at the park and they won’t notice things around them like a bicycle or a car.’

Chairman of the Government Parliamentary Committee for Law and Home Affairs Teo Ho Pin feels it is not advisable for vehicles to travel along footpaths, adding that such paths are not designed to take the weight of vehicles.

Most of the time, the police can gain access to the various parts of the park via the nearest carpark or secondary roads, said Dr Teo.

National Safety Council president Tan Jin Thong suggested that a motorcycle could be used for police patrols instead of a car.

Soon after terrorist Mas Selamat Kastari broke out of detention in February, police officers were seen patrolling several parks on bicycles.

Mr Tan said: ‘Motorcycles are smaller, easier to manoeuvre and can respond faster to emergencies or crime than a car.’

A case of lazy police. And look at how Tampines have to have a trial period for bicycles and pedestrians to share the same path. In contrast, police car can just drive all over the place all they want.

And finally, an organisation that reviews its own process..

StraitsTimes.com 160608
SAF review clears its safety procedures
They are being followed, but ideas from public will be evaluated
By Teh Joo Lin

DEFENCE Minister Teo Chee Hean said yesterday that procedures in physical and endurance training in the military were in place and being followed.

These procedures, which cover aspects such as safety, medical and training protocols, were the subject of a review that took place during a three-day halt to physically-demanding activities throughout the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF).

Mr Teo said: ‘The Singapore Armed Forces is satisfied the procedures are in place and are being followed.’

The Defence Ministry said in a statement, however, that the SAF would also assess the suggestions received from the public as part of its regular checks on the safety of its activities.

The unprecedented ‘time-out’ on physical and endurance training, called following the deaths of two servicemen during training last week, froze all obstacle courses, route marches or fitness tests for the entire force of 300,000 active personnel and national servicemen.

These activities resumed on Saturday at 7pm.

Military send-off for pilot
Second-Lieutenant Clifton Lam Jia Hao, 20, who died during jungle training in Brunei last Wednesday, receiving a full military send-off.

He was cremated yesterday at the Mandai Crematorium. Promoted and given his wings posthumously, he had dreamed of being a pilot since he was 13.

Read: Tearful farewell to friend, mate and kin
Speaking on the sidelines of an education bursary presentation in Pasir Ris, Mr Teo said the ‘time-out’ had been ‘very useful’.

Aside from giving time for the review, the cessation of activities raised awareness through the ranks of issues involved in physical and endurance activities and the precautions that were needed, he said.

These precautions include pre-exercise safety briefings, having medical personnel on standby and ‘water parades’, which are sessions in which servicemen chug down water to forestall dehydration.

The safety of servicemen has come under focus following the deaths of pilot trainee Officer Cadet Clifton Lam during a navigation exercise in Brunei’s jungles, and Recruit Andrew Cheah, who was on a 2km training walk on Pulau Tekong.

Calls have been made in the wake of the deaths for the SAF to conduct more rigorous medical screenings.

On this matter, Mr Teo said the protocols for medical screenings were developed in consultation with a panel of the best specialists here.

At the most recent review last September, the panel, which included senior cardiologists, evaluated the military’s cardiac screening process and found it stringent and in line with good clinical practice.

Mr Teo said: ‘We go by what they recommend to us as the best and most appropriate protocols for screening and we review them regularly.’

He said that preliminary inquiries into the two deaths have shown that procedures were in place and complied with, and that medical procedures and evacuation were prompt.

Coroner’s inquiries on the two deaths will be held in open court; two high-level inquiry panels have also been set up.

Asked whether today’s incoming servicemen were less fit than their predecessors, Mr Teo said: ‘My own sense, not based on any statistical evidence, is that our soldiers are fitter, but maybe less rugged.’

He urged pre-enlistees to ‘get themselves as fit as possible’ ahead of national service.

Asked about parents who send their children for medical screenings before enlistment, he said that it ‘certainly is a precaution they can take’, not just for national service, but also if their children play sports or if they thought them to be unwell.

He added: ‘Regardless of whether parents do that, when they are enlisted into the SAF, we’ll do a thorough medical screening using protocols recommended by the best specialists in Singapore.’

Please la, if you are really interested in doing a proper review, bring in external specialists that has no connection to yourself, and then ask them to do a proper review. Imagine I own a restaurant. People eat my food and fall sick come and complain. So I stop business 3 days and do my own review. Then after 3 days tell everyone, “After our intensive review by our own best specialist, our food is concluded to be safe to it.”

So there you have it. Singapore is a truly unique and fun place to be in.

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A case of an overprotective girlfriend living in her dream world

Saw this on tomorrow.sg, thought would like to share it:

We were chatting on the phone last night when I asked him about trainings in camps. I asked if there’s any events like, normal people like us can enter the camps and view the trainings. He said yes. But all the trainings we see are all fake. Means the men inside rehearse for that day luh.

Fuck you Mindef.

I asked why are all the camps located in ulu places like Lim Chu Kang or deserted areas in Yishun? Answer is, because the government doesn’t want us to observe the trainings cause’ they are HELL. Not as simple as we all watch from TV or movies.

Fuck you Mindef twice.

Imagine all the boys enter NS and are ordered around, getting scolded even though they are at their best, eat shit food even though there’s a canteen and there are chefs who cook for them, wearing long sleeves and thick uniforms in the jungle with stupid green crayon makeups all smeared on their poor faces.

Imagine they are going to get hungry when they are on a mission in the jungle and what is left for them are worms on the ground for them to ease their hunger. Imagine they are going to get heatstroke from those thick clothes they are wearing. Imagine them being mistaken for being in pain due to carrying those heavy stuffs which are made of bullets and bombs.

Imagine my baby doing all these!! I’m so heartpain can? These are torture. And not making boys turn into men.

Fuck you Mindef thrice.

The higher ranks will be looking down on the younger ones and scream at them while spitting their smelly saliva on them. Yuck! I don’t want my baby to suffer this kinda bullshit again.

But he can’t be exempted. Why? CAUSE’ BLOODY HELL HE’S LIVING IN A ARMIED COUNTRY CALLED SINGAPORE, AND THEY CLAIMED THEIR SAFETY IS NO. 1.

About the safety part, I can’t deny cause’ if there’s no security, Fucker Mas Selamat might be putting bombs around the place and maybe my house. But only when he reads this.

Anyway, it’s true what! He’s a damn ol’ fucker. If I were him, and I were to run away from the detention centre, I would have kill myself and not to die in other people’s hands.

Baby’s stupid call back is about this damn fucker. If it’s not about this fucker, then it will be other missions for him like sending him to IRAQ. I heard from him lar. He might be crapping around with me. But some things are better to believe 55% of them. I’m scared. Really scared. :(

Boo boo boo boo Mindef.

Why ask those boys who ORDed? Why not recruit those who are going in, or still in there? Why wanna harm those who are already done with this NS shit?

What if baby gets hungry in the middle of the night? He always gets hungry. What if he gets cold in the jungle? He’s afraid of cold. What if baby wanna poo poo? There’s no toilet bowl with nice toilet papers for him. What if baby couldn’t get enough sleep? He will be snapping people’s heads off. What if baby can’t wake up in the morning? :(

Oh yes he’s gonna get screwed for be unable to wake up. :( Then I’ll be so sad. I won’t be there to wake him up by kicking him off the bed.

OH YES! I doubt there will be any beds for him to sleep on either!! :(((

Fuck you 4 times Mindef.

I thought you’re so rich? Get beds for our NS men lar! Why waste so much money on bombs, fighting war trucks and stupid army lorries? Health is the most important for a healthy and fit man! I thought you want healthy and fit men? Then get good beds for their poor backbones and let them sleep well, eat well and shit well.

Allow them to masturbate in the toilets. Why does maturbation become a crime? I ask, the head of Mindef, don’t you masturbate too?

Fuck you Mindef 5 times.

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What strikes me most is masturbation. This girlfriend actually felt unjust for his boyfriend and fuck Mindef for not letting his boyfriend masturbate in camp???

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On Education

Local teachers seemed to be growing lazy

From Straitstimes.com, 4th June 2008
Schools should not rely on it and ministry should act
WHEN I attended a teacher-parent meeting because I was told that my Secondary 4 son had fared poorly in his school examinations, I was shocked. I expected to see a handful of parents and their children. Instead, it seemed as if the school had summoned all the parents.

When I questioned several teachers why so many of his classmates had also fared poorly, the standard responses were along the lines that my son’s class was ‘a very challenging class to teach’.

My son needed more help, I was told. Their suggestion was that ‘he sign up for tuition lessons and attend all the remedial classes we have planned for the holidays’.

What is wrong with our education system today, where we are so reliant and dependant on private tuition and enrichment classes? This is great news for tuition centres and the enrichment centres like Mindchamps, Adam Khoo, SuperCamp for kids, Lorna Whiston, Julia Gabriel, Shichida and the lot, who charge very high fees and make big bucks due to the very real fear and desperation of parents who want their children to do well.

But what if you are not in the ‘privileged group’ who can afford the thousands of dollars needed for tuition? What if you are a heartlander struggling to make ends meet?

Will your child be able to keep up with children from more privileged backgrounds, whose parents shell out $2,000 to $3,000 every few months for various extra private tuition classes?

The present education system is counter-productive to producing well-educated and well-balanced students. Instead of enjoying studying, students are stressed out and failing in too many subjects.

The Ministry of Education must be more proactive in ensuring that students are less reliant on external tuition or enrichment classes, and ensure a well-balanced education for all.

Tan Eng Hong

MRS JOHN YAP: ‘My son entered Primary 1 this year, and I chose a school that I thought would be more holistic. But one teacher recently suggested that my son get tuition and learn the lessons ahead of the class so that by the time she gets to the lesson, my son can follow it. A check with some of my son’s classmates also revealed that many parents would do their children’s homework so that they can finish it on time. The children get tons of homework, frequent tests, and, yes, a list of homework for the June holidays which includes maths and English exercises, reading 10 story books, making a model of the school, producing a health booklet and writing a journal thrice a week. On top of all that, there is a friendly reminder that there will be Term 3 tests after the holidays! I hope my son’s school is in the minority. Something is definitely amiss when there’s so much homework that parents feel they have to do it for their kids just so their kids can cope, and where the solution given to improving a child’s academic results is to get tuition. Now I understand why everyone I know shoves her child from tuition centre to tuition centre. My son is not attending any enrichment classes or tuition centres because I don’t think they will make him a smarter or better person.’

‘Tuition has become an almost non-negotiable necessity.’

MADAM CHOO SWEE LIN: ‘My child is in Secondary 1. For the past six meet-the-parents sessions, I took in the teacher’s feedback and did all that I could to help my child. But the seventh meeting turned out no different; it was another ?what’s the problem with your child’ session. The school should be a child’s primary source of education. Now that tuition has become an almost non-negotiable necessity, does it mean the primary source has failed in its role?’

‘Are these parents going to complain to their children’s future bosses for giving them too difficult tasks?’

MR TAN GUANGFAN: ‘I refer to Mrs Lisa Ng’s letter, ?Why tuition centres for elite students flourish’ (May 24). I am a former student of one of the elite schools she listed. Tuition can be useful but I do not think that students should be overly dependent on private tutors. I am disappointed that parents are blaming difficult examinations. Are these parents going to complain to their children’s future bosses for giving them too difficult tasks? At 18, it is time for teenagers to learn to accept challenges and take failures in their stride.’

‘This is the new education system: Children request tuition.’

MADAM LEE SIM LIAN: ‘My daughter was very upset because she didn’t do well in her exams and has asked for tuition. This is the new education system: Children have to request tuition because they think they have done badly.’

I still distinctly remember when I first started education in Zhenghua Primary School way back in 1995. Among the first things that my form teacher told us, was something along the line of “Some of your parents may want to put you ito private tution classes. Personally, I feel that tution classes are unnecessary and the school will provide you all the education you will ever need.”

How things have changed now. Teachers are now recommending to parents of weaker students to enroll them in tution classes. Does this really means that the students are beyond help and really need additional lessons, or does this means that teachers nowadays are throwing off their long held responsiblities of providing education to all students?

Using a cliched excuse like “challenging class to teach” does not give a teacher reason to strike off his or her responsiblity of educating the weaker students and leaving that responsibility to private tutors. Aren’t real educators supposed to raise up to the challenge and give their undivided attention to students in need of them to better help them academically.

Imagine you are a toilet cleaner. A few of your designated toilets are super dirty and disgusting, one that, if I may so put it, is a “very challenging toilet to clean”. Can you then tell your employer to seek other toilet cleaners? In short, is it correct of the teachers to throw their responsibilities to private tutors?

My parents were once called for a Parents-Teacher meeting by my form teacher in The Chinese High School, due to my complete disinterest in academic matters. My form teacher asked my parents how I normally spend time at home, and seek my parents’ help in controlling my access to computer and the internet (I was crazy about programming). One of my friend who was a hard core gamer even had his keyboard locked away under the suggestion of the form teacher. Needless to say, our results improved soon after. That is what I thought Parents-Teacher meeting is all about — allowing teachers to reach out to the students’ parents and figure what factors at home that is causing obstacle to academic performance. What is the point of having a Parents-Teacher meeting if all the teachers do nowadays is to suggest for tution classes?

Teachers should be more responsible. Being an educator is a role that I believe only a handful of teachers in Singapore truly qualify for. NIE should do better in educating teachers of tomorrow, so as to provide better education for Singaporeans of tomorrow.

A Philosophy Major with thinking disablties

From Straitstimes.com, 3rd June 2008
Does NUS still prefer muggers?
WHEN are two Bs and a C not good enough for entry to the National University of Singapore (NUS) arts faculty? When, it appears, one of your Bs is in that ‘new’ subject, Knowledge and Inquiry (KI).

While people are keen to have a fourth university offering a liberal arts degree, NUS seems to eschew the liberal arts.

Of course, I may be wrong, and biased, since it was my son who received the NUS rejection letter. However, it rankles when he has a bunkmate who has secured a place in NUS with one B and two Cs (and the requisite pass in General Paper).

I watched my son enjoy KI. The subject offered him the chance to hone his critical faculties, debating and research skills.

As a philosophy major myself, I revelled in the discussions we had on moral philosophy, the scientific method, his research paper. I rejoiced in his rekindled interest in physics.

We looked forward to him pursuing his love of military history, politics and philosophy at NUS, confident his Bs in History and KI and C in English Literature were enough. It was not to be.

It appears NUS still prefers students who pass in the traditional ‘mugging’ subjects, and relegating KI to the status of General Paper.

This is ironic, as KI could be considered the most basic of university subjects - it was the only course of study in the past, and requires the skills any thinking, creative person must possess - ability to reason and express oneself clearly and critically, and passion to defend one’s stand.

Angelina Phillips (Ms)

Why is it that it seemed to me as if you are very proud of your son’s “B”? My girlfriend has got 2 As and a C, and she couldn’t even get into a course of her choice. She is now suffering from being in the wrong faculty, one she could not perform in, and one which would make her less academically well-off. Does your son’s supposed obession, interest, passion, whatever you call it, in KI (which in the end only got him a B) makes him different and thus exempt him from other students who have to experience the same inadequecy in our education system?

When I mentioned my A level results, AABC on my blog, a reader commented that I fucked up my Alevels. Now according to that reader’s definition, your son had super duperly fucked up upside down. And you wrote in to complain, “Hey, B is good! I think it is good! I am a philosophy major and my son can discuss with me intellectually on stuff! Why can’t he get into NUS arts?”

Your ridicious tone aside, I understand your point in that subjects like GP and KI shows critical thinking capabilities of a student, while other subjects only reflect how mug a student can me. In Anderson Junior College, 3 or 4As with a just pass or fail in GP is a common. I don’t care what kind of course they can get into, but their lack in comprehensive and thinking skills can only warrant them the status of what I call a background degree holder, someone with the academic qualification but cannot provide anything innovative or value to his place of work or society.

Although I dislike the tone of the letter above, I fully agree with what was being said, that universities should focus less on muggers and more on thinkers. I know Universities all have that in their advertisements, but it is time to do something real about it isn’t it?

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Fragrance Prince… so smelly after all…

Note: This entry was made more in the spirit of providing some information on this recent issue in a lighted hearted and perhaps entertaining manner instead of condemning a person outright… which of course would have made me a similarily undesirable person as the Prince. Thus, with that out of the way, lets go on to the entry proper.

Once upon a time in the furthest reach of Singapore blogosphere lived a man named Fragrance Prince. Like all the evil princes in our fairy tales, this guy carries himself with a nose up in the air. For those who know him, however, that is an understatement. His nose now faces upwards, bringing him fresh air from the heavenly realm and effectively prevent him from inhaling any from those under him.


Picture taken from Alvinology

However, because of common physics, turning his nose to face upwards effectively means that the position of his eyes have lowered, and during one of his journeys on his royal carriage, he spotted something he deemed unsightly.

Neurons in his brain clicked this way and that upon seeing his poor man that society had left out, his egoism kicks in and so did his false sense of superiority. Although his command on the English language has left much to be desired (your’s truly isn’t very good with English too… but at least I believe my english is more “understandable”) and his royal teachers had probably given up on him long ago, he issued a damning prince’s decree on his blog.

(Since the said blogger has been arrested, this entry has served its purpose and the said racist remarks have been removed)

Weikiat, the “Wizard” of Anderson Kingdom (as his physics teacher once called him due to his online puzzle game being labelled as reaching “cult like status” in the local press), was deeply shocked by this, and in the spirit of public service and providing entertainment, would also like to issue a decree, using the exact same tone and language used by the Fragrance Prince (I’m sorry about the rather strong language used below, but it was done to imitate exactly the tone of the original offending article).

Weirdo In 1st World Country

See, to me…no matter how highly Singapore sits on the map there is still the part we cant erase… and thats people like Fragrance Prince who gross out people in society… why cant we be like Switzerland where everyone respect and accept one another regardless or race or religion?

We shall not even touch on fate of the 2 racist bloggers, which of course… if you have realised, i didnt bother talking about it, coz everyone already knows about it except for perhaps the Fragrance Prince.

So so so… what is this pathetic Fragrance Prince (again, it have to be a Prince!!!!) doing on the internet?
well, his blog was already deleted when i entered, but there the content sat cached in google, unaffected by logic, smelling like the blogger didnt exercise the muscles within his skull in years and wrote some really scary dirty racist things and had a dirty egoist and self-important look with him too, although he was only empty vessles that made noise… to many, he may seem a bastard or a racist freak.. but… to me.. he’s wasted !!

I mean… wassup with all the pretentious looks and actions for man….go get a life or better yet, make himself useful and learn how to start respecting people of other racial or religious background.. as it all lies in his rotten mind…. SQUISHY SQUISHY!!!!

Aiya….stupid Prince!!

Even if you are Fragrance Prince and is reading this… good for you..coz this is my personal blog and i can say what i deem fit…. if u wana defend yourself…. i suggest you arm youself with education and a tact to compete against me.. else dont bother… coz i will bet my life on the line that, should you challenge me in a conversation… you will lose like what a true retard would…. LIKE FUCK !!!

GET LOST!!

It is because of those supposedly high class people like Fragrance Prince with Mount-Everest-high ego who cares more about looks and image, who not only fails to understand the sufferings of those less privileged, but also mock, laugh and even discriminate them, that no matter how highly Singapore sits on the map there is still such people we cant erase… and thats people like FragrancePrince and such that gross out people in society.

Update: The Prince has been arrested!

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Speech from an MP

Sir, I want to live in a country that cares for its people first and foremost, not a country that prioritises GDP growth for its own sake. I want to see a nation where Singaporeans are valued for everything that we are, not just the economic contribution we can make. I want to grow old in a state that places a higher premium on helping citizens, than on ensuring that there is no wastage. I want to be part of a generous society that helps its most vulnerable members, instead of counting the pennies and tightening the purse strings.

I do not think that I live in such a country yet. And that disheartens me. I sometimes question what it means to be a Singaporean, and I consider myself one of the lucky ones. This bodes ill for us in this era of global mobility, if other Singaporeans are similarly disenchanted. And those who leave, those who are able to leave, the 1000 Singaporeans who leave every year and never come back, are exactly the ones that we need to stay.

Sir, I hope one day, I can say that I do live in such a country. Maybe one day, I will see a Budget that reflects the principles and ideals that I have just spoken about. Until then, I can only continue to hope.


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Town Council: Remove your partially stolen bike or we’ll steal it!

Do you often sympathies with the bicycle owner if you see a bicycle ended up like this?

I do.

Bicycle (or bicycle parts) thief in Singapore is very common and pretty much uncontrolled… why would the police want to help you hunt down a few missing bicycle tires when they have much more important things to do? However, seeing such a notice comes as a complete shock to me:

The owners of this bicycle are required to remove the bicycles from the bicycle stand immediately.

Failing which the Town Council have no other alternative but to arrange worker and remove them accordingly.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Imagine if the owner of the bicycle went overseas. He came back a saw the bicycle missing. He will never ever suspect that his Town Council had stolen it.

Luckily, the Town Council is not inhuman. The notice was put up a few weeks ago and both the notice and the bicycle is still there.

Lets see how things will turn out.

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Introducing Complaints Choir of Singapore

THE COMPLAINTS CHOIR LOCAL LYRICS

We get fined for almost everything
Drivers won’t ‘give chance’ when you want to ‘change lane’
The indoors are cold, the outdoors are hot;
And the humid air, it wrecks my hair
Those answering machines always make you hold
Only to hang up on you

When a pregnant lady gets on the train
Everyone pretends to be asleep
I’m stuck with my parents till I’m 35
Cause I can’t apply for HDB
We don’t recycle any plastic bags
But we purify our pee

What’s wrong with Singapore?
Losing always makes me feel so sore
Cause if you’re not the best
Then you’re just one of the rest

My oh my Singapore
What exactly are we voting for?
What’s not expressly permitted
is prohibited

“Ooh”

When I’m hungry at the food court, I see
People ‘chope’ seats with their tissue paper
To the aunty staying upstairs:
Your laundry’s dripping on my bed sheets
Please don’t squat on the toilet seats
And don’t clip your nails on MRT

Stray cats get into noisy affairs
At night my neighbor makes weird animal sounds
People put on fake accents to sound posh
And queue up 3 hours for donuts
Will I ever live till eighty five
to collect my CPF?

Singaporeans too kiasu! (so scared to lose)
Singaporeans too kiasi! (so scared o die)
Singaporeans too kiabor!(scared of their wives)
Maybe we’re just too stressed out! (even the kids)

“Ooh”

Old National Library was replaced by an ugly tunnel
Singaporean men can’t take independent women
People blow their nose into the swimming pool
And fall asleep on my shoulder in the train

Singapore’s national bird is the crane (the one with yellow steel girders)
Real estate agents’ leaflets clogging up my mailbox (en bloc, en bloc; en bloc, en bloc)
Why can’t we be buried when we die?
No one wants to climb Bukit Timah with me

“Ooh”

There are not enough public holidays
My neighbor sings KTV all night
Wedding dinners never start on time
My hair is always cut shorter than I want
Channel 5 commercials are way too long
Why do men turn bald?

At first it was to speak more mandarin
Then it was to speak proper English
What’s wrong with my powderful Singlish?

People sit down during rock concerts
We have to pay for tap water at restaurants
ERP gantries are everywhere
But I can still see traffic jams on the road
All the bus stops have tilted benches to keep you off balance

Learn more about the Complaints Choir of Singapore

Too bad, fellow readers, you won’t get to see them perform outside. Because… well.. they are banned by Media “Development” Authority because of the presence of foreigners within the choir..

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Go ITE directly. Stop wasting your time.

“Go ITE instead.”

Imagine that is what your principal said to you during the first week of school in a new year, after you have worked so terribly hard in the examinations so that you get into Secondary 5 and will be able to take the O levels to further your future education by going to a Junior College or a Poly.

The principal told a reporter, “Some…who don’t qualify for poly will end up in the ITE anyway, so they might as well go direct to the ITE.”

When further questioned, she said, “It’s a fact.”

Does she even care about the kind of effort less academically inclined students have to put in in order to go this far and be able to take the O Levels? No. She literally told them, don’t waste your time. You won’t make it. Go ITE now.

How disheartening.

Worst, this principal undermined the fantastic marketing efforts that the ministry and ITE put in over the years in order to alter the view of the general public - that ITE is an holistic institution and not a collector of less academically inclined students.

Yet, in today’s newspaper, Minister of State for Education, Lui Tuck Yew is quick to stand behind her. He said, “The tone of a principal’s message to Secondary 5 students may not have gone down well, but it was one that had to be delivered, for the students’ sake.”

I give an example. If I am outside on the street, and someone is right in front of me, blocking my direction of travel. If I were an untactful idiot I would have said, “Fuck off la, cheebye!” If I am more civilized, I would say, “Excuse me, please.” Same message, different tones. Totally different impact and outcome. Is the fact that message had to be delivered a good justification to disregard the tone that the principal had used?

After I say “Fuck off la, cheebye!” to the person and on the verge of getting beaten to death, can I then explain away the tone of my message by saying what National Institute of Education, Rear-Admiral (NS) Lui said, “it was important to separate the ‘tone’ from the ’substance’ of the message.” ?

And in my last moment on earth, perhaps I can further tell my attacker, as if to save my own grace before I die, “I can calibrate the tone. I can soften it, improve on the presentation, but you really were blocking my way.’”

Furthermore, while I am in hell, I still refuse to admit I am wrong,
“‘My message affected you, provoked you and it impacts you negatively, and it’s an excuse. Or you can stand up tall, just take it gracefully and accept that I am a bastard for shouting ‘Fucking off la, cheebye’ at you, and move out of the way so that I can pass.”

Further more, what category of human beings does the principal’s tone put her under? Is she even qualified to be an educator? Lest a commuter on the street.

What are the reasons behind her action?
(The following are my own humble opinions that should be regarded with a pinch of salt. I am only speculating here. None of the below may be true.)

I suspect she look down on her students. It is common knowledge that academically inclined students tended to look down on students who are not. Being a high flier in the education industry, looking at a bunch of less academically inclined students struggling to improve their future careers and paths MAY seem to her like ants struggling to survive after the onslaught of a big spray of pesticide. Laughable and fruitless. Waste of time. Forget it and just go ITE (or in the case of the ants, heaven) directly. Stop wasting your time.

Another possible reason for her action was perhaps to boast up her school’s ranking. By getting rid of the weaker students, the school’s ranking will definitely go up. As straight forward as that.

Perhaps the least plausible reason was that the principal’s words were “wake-up” call that must be delivered. As illustrated in the earlier example, however, a wrong tone is a wrong tone. Despite the fact that the gist of the message to be conveyed is the same, using the wrong tone has the wrong impact. It can be considered a different kind of message altogether. The principal certainly has not embraced herself in the mind boggling world of English literature before.

I think this incident is a wake-up call to all educators out there. For them to stop being so full of themselves, for them to be more tactful towards their students, for them to really deserve their high pay and educator perks, for them to behave more like a principal, respect their students, and not view school ranking as defining stones on their career.

How successful you are as an educator does not depend on the ranking you achieved for your school, it despends on how you have touched your students an inspired them. In this case, the principal may not even deserve to be called an “educator”.

Quotes
A teacher affects eternity:
he can never tell where his influence stops.
Henry Adams
(Me: So what kind of influence did this principal cast on her poor students?)

What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state,
than that of the man who instructs the rising generation.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
(Me: Are her actions noble?)

The important thing is not so much
that every child should be taught,
as that every child should be given the wish to learn.
John Lubbock
(Me: “Fuck Olevels. Go ITE directly. Stop wasting your time. You won’t make it.” Oh my..)

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life,
those the art of living well.
Aristotle
(Me: From a parent of one of the students: “‘It is very sad when your principal doesn’t have faith in you and will not give you a chance.’ “)

We cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening our own.
Ben Sweetland
(Me: …)

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken
joy in creative expression and knowledge.
Albert Einstein
(Me: Again, “Fuck Olevels. Go ITE directly. Stop wasting your time. You won’t make it.” Oh my..)

Teaching is not a lost art,
but the regard for it is a lost tradition.
Jacques Barzun

A master can tell you what he expects of you.
A teacher, though, awakens your own expectations.
Patricia Neal

And finally,

A child miseducated is a child lost.
John F. Kennedy


References:
Principal’s ‘wake-up call’ to Sec 5 students had to be ‘conveyed’
Principal’s words of advice to Sec 5 students ill-chosen
Sec 5 class advised: Go to ITE instead
Principal’s ITE advice ‘had to be delivered’
Inspirational Teachers Quotes and Sayings


Note to fellow regular readers: I realised that after going into hibernation for so long I couldn’t write as well as before. Sorry about that. I’ll try to blog regularly once again so as to sharpen the saw and prevent it from rusting even more.

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The Uni Story - The way I see it

So, once again the public were given what they wanted. Too bad they will be cheated of it this time, along with innocent parties.

Once a upon a time, life was good. University graduates were regarded as the true elite workforce, intelligent teens who were quickly employed even before they graduated. Then came the opening of a second, and a third University. There suddenly become so many University graduates out there. Being a University graduate has lost most of its value, yet the older generation still clunked tightly to the impression that Universities are key to the riches, and caned, paid and worked their children so to help them get into Universities.

“Going to an overseas University”, a hobby commonly sported by the upper middle classes of Singaporeans who had the unfortunate fate of being blessed with spoilt kids who are good for nothing other than spending, became another phrase for a more complex one, “My son is so bullish he can’t even go to a old and run down University in Singapore. I have no choice but to use my money to get him in one.” The lower middle class, however, could affort no such luxury when their kid couldn’t even cut it. They want in on the University wangon too. And since a few of them are educated enough to use Email, they wrote to MOE and the newspaper to throw their weight around.

Thus a forth University was born, and Universities like NUS, NTU and SMU had to increase their intake. My friends from schools like NUS and NTU are already reporting that they had to sit on the stairs for full 2 hours lectures due to the lack of seats (or too much students). If the intakes were to increase I can only imagine students, on top of bringing laptops to Universities, would also need to bring portable chairs. The alternative would be many flat-butted University graduates with back problems. Health problem aside, the value and prestigue that comes with being a University graduate becomes even more diluted, with many University graduates (”taking the risk” or “the path less travelled by” as reported in newspaper) becoming taxi driver and cake shop bakers.

Perhaps in the past the top 3% of every cohort made it to the University. In the future the figure may be 20%. And then 40%. And then 80%. Who knows?

Perhaps a newer form of education insitution needs to be established in order to distinguish the truly distinct ones from those bullish one that can barely make it. Maybe a Mebisity should be establish. And when too many Mebisity were established, Gigasity should come into play as well. Maybe my great great great great great great grandchildrn would finally join the workforce at the age of 85.

Education is becoming more and more bullish, isn’t it?

(Disclaimer: The entry is written to reflect Weikiat’s opinion and thoughts about the matter, and may in no way reflect the truth of what is going on. Given the fact that he is held captive by SAF with the sentence National Service all the while, it is already a miracle that he got around to writing this entry in the first place. So take what he says with a pinch of salt. A big pinch, that is.)

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The NS Song

No comment on this. Just for sharing and entertainment.

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