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After visiting Ping.sg for a couple of time and getting a few “test” entries ponged on the site as well, I begin to realise there are indeed very cheapskate and evil ways of driving tonnes of traffic to your blog, although some come with unwanted side effects. These are retarded method but 100% proven working methods (as seen from other blogs that employ them) which I do not use myself because they all seemed too… unethical and stupid. I call all these blogs retarded blogs.

Here are the 3 main ways:

1) You see, almost any day, if you look at the Most Popular in last 24hours section of Ping.sg, there would be at least a post that has something pertaining to sex, sexual organs, or bras. If you blog about things like that, you would get the traffic. Human are inherently interested in these things. Like what they all say, “Internet is for Porn”. A catchy name like “Teenager got _(1)_ at the _(2)_” would work, where (1) can be molested, raped, fucked, etc all those evil things, and _(2)_ can be any place that appeal to people’s secret fetish, for example, hospital, school, park, university. It is up to your imagination. Your content don’t even have to be real and people will think it is real. But the thing is, if you post such things on your blog, your friends, especially those or the opposite sex, would find you strangely pervertic. Unless of course they share similar pervertic interests or keep the same kind of pervertic blog as you.

2) The surest way of getting good traffic for a blog is not to blog. I shall elaborate. To me, blogging is a process in which new content are created to be shared or disseminated to the viewers or readers. When you blog, you generate content. However, how can you always be sure that content you generated yourself will interest others? For example, my entries that show off my Remote Control Cars has the least hits. Unless you are a girl, readers won’t even care about what you do! Hence, the the shortcut way is to be a mirror, which is to say, copy content you encounter somewhere else and paste it on your blog. One very good example is the blog belonging to Nick, at sgnick.com a self proclaimed businessman who retired at 25 to sell people his “way” of earning money. (I find it funny why won’t he tell his poor victims to earn money by selling people their “way” of earning money.) He doesn’t really blog but copy and paste attention catching content from other sources onto his blog. Couple that with tonnes of adsense, nuffang and what-nots way of getting underpaid for ads on the blog, you have got a money making machine that can generate money even after you die!

3) If you are free of have lots of time, simply pong your own blog entries on ping.sg. Since it takes only around 5 pongs generally to appear on the Most popular list, and also that local ISP does not assign you a fixed IP address, you just have to pong your blog entry, disconnect your internet, reconnect, log in using account no. 2 and pong. Repeat 3 more times. Once your entry appears in the most popular list, Singaporeans, being Singaporeans, will blindly follow the “crowd” and click on your entry. Do you still remember Mcdonald’s Hello Kitty? When the first set came out there was low demand for it; the public didn’t even give a shit about it. But once some people started queuing for it, the general public begin to think that these Hello Kitties are valuable and started queuing for it as well. And with more people queuing for it, even more people get interested in it. Thus with more pongs, you increase the likelihood that you will get even more pongs!

There are of course more, but I’ll stop here for now, and for the fear of more retarded blogs popping up.

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