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A purely joke post just to crack myself up.

A purely ridicious and fictional speech from the Ministry of Organ Trades and Profiteering in the land of Xinkitbok.

We say NO! to organ selling! It is not moral and nobody should sell their organ for money! Like this, the government.. i mean the poor people will lose out! How can poor people, with their lousier living standard survive with their single kidney! The rich people are rich enough, I am sure they can find a kidney with some *wink* legal ways! You should not be getting kidneys from the poor people!

If you go and buy organ from poor people, and poor people sell their organ, the poor won’t be so oppressed anymore! This is bad. What if one day they use the money they make from selling you their kidney to start a company and then makan your business! I say no to kidney selling!

Finally, I mean, we just passed the act that allow us to harvest dead Xinkitbokeans organ. I don’t want them to go around selling their organ and then when they die and we want to harvest, we open up the body and inside only got one kidney! That is 50% lesser! It is simply unacceptable! Kidneys belong to us. You people should not go meddling around with it before you die!

Any coincidence with truth is largely coincidental. This is a purely fictional post, and should not be misinterpreted as the truth. After all according to mainstream media, blogging is not a mainstream media, and only mainstream media propagates truth.

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