Monthly Archive for October, 2007

Sick Star Shit

It was on the news that a certain very well known female star orginating from Singapore attended a prize presentation cermony, AND, despite being SICK, and she still managed to clinch THE award!

Now now. Reality check. What has being sick when you attend a Prize Presentation Cermony? Is being at a Prize Presentation Cermony so physically or mentally demanding that it has to be reported that she managed to clinch THE award DESPITE being sick?

Lets see how demanding attending a prize presentation cermony was. Basically she just sit there, straining her ears, trying her damnest not to fall asleep (it will be very embarrassing if she was snoring away in her seat when her name was called on stage). And then when her name was called, all she has to do is to stand up, smile, fight that dizzy swirling feeling in her head, while at the same time mentally plotting the best route to the stage that avoids as many people who would hinder her progress to the stage by standing up, smiling at her, and hugging at her, as possible. Then she start walking towards the stage, encounter a few humane obstacles that she no doubt could not avoid, and arrive at the stage. She then walk to the centre of the stage, pick up her award which apparently weights only a little more than a family pack of potato chips, and smile happily at the audiences. The media makes performing the simple tasks above while being sick (most likely just a light cough, flu, or sore throat) sounds like an impossible task that only our heroic star can perform, and is full of praise and admiration for her attending the cermony to collect her prize while being sick.

Turn the camera around and look at people watching the TV. My mother has to go to work despite having a very high fever and wobbly legs, because there is no one else to do her job. My sister still have to study even if she was having diarrhea and can’t even walk for a metre without kissing the floor. I still have to SERVE Singapore and run around the parade square when my arms were hurting like hell from the previous day’s training (can’t blend them more than 90degrees, if I do I’ll scream with pain).

All these woo haa about stars doing silly and simple things while they were sick, makes me sick. Bleh!

Note: So what’s up with the BOLD, you may ask.
Nothing’s up. I’m just experientmenting. Saw some blogs bolding words in their entries here and there, so I thought I’ll give it a try and see how it turns out.

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Some funny videos…

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Your future job…

Update: Seems like the video was removed from youtube. To those who did haven’t watch it, its a video taken by a bunch of ang mohs (british) on a trishaw pedalled by a very old man travelling at a very slow speed on the road. They repeatedly laugh at the old man and call the trishaw “World’s slowest taxi”. When they reach their destination, they refused to pay the $10 fare and only offered $5, which they too were reluctant to give. The old man have to come down from the trishaw and chase them around for the fare, rather like being the “monkey” in the game of “Monkey”.

Don’t laugh at the old man. Don’t pity him either.

With the raising retirement age and introduction of the annuity, this is just a short preview into our future career prospect when we grow old.

However, in the future, it will be something like, “Ya ya. Ten dollar. Here to there. You no give me I write to Strait Times Forum. I also got handphone. My Nokia N90. I call police.”

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Pictures Pictures…


The left is the advertisement for iPod Nano. The right is for Sony’s new camera, the Cybershot T2.

Conclusion: Sony is a dumb dumb.


So how did the wheel chair owner travel after he lock it up?
Update: I posted the wheelchair pic on stomp just for fun, as some sort of “prank”. Some STOMPERs took my outlandish remarks about the photo rather seriously though. Check out the hilarious user comments here!


Beautiful…

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The Wicked

I’ve reverted my popular game, The Wicked to its former design. Click here to take a look!

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Light is on but nobody is at home

That is something particular about his eyes. His pupils point outward at a slight angle away from each other, as if they were still angry over some past arguements, and had turned away from each other. He seldomly blinks, and he moves his eyes around its socket continuously. Although they seemed to be looking everyday, one gets the impression that he is seeing nothing.

He hails from a rich family, one which had engraved in him the value of riches so much that he has an exceptionaly high ego, although his intelligence, or rather, the lack of it, is second to none.

Since in this society, people with leadership qualities tended to be rich, he believes that being well-off gives him some in born leadership abilities as well, however misguided that sound to those around him. His notion of leadership is queer to, for it seems to only include him shouting at people to do things that those people had already done, or were in the process of doing them.

“Go bring up the water bottles to the bunk!” he would shout at someone who already has his hands full with water bottles and was going to ascend the stairs to the bunk.

“Help me return this key to the office,” he would command anyone totally at random, only to get himself being spitted at, and then he would repeat the same process with another random person, only to be spitted at again.

If you were to visit 30SCE at Jurong Camp, Alpha company, and ask for a guy nicknamed “hazard”, you would get to witness the sheer stupidilty of this guy.

The light is on, but nobody at home.

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That pretty dress

A finger pointed itself at a dress hanging on the display. The finger nail attached to it was flawless. Its smooth, glossy texture reflects light perhaps better than a piece of glass. A tiny, finely detailed head of a mouthless kitty was drawn beneath that glossy layer. The other nails on fingers attached to this one are like identifical clones of the said finger nail. Five stupid looking kitties staring up at the ceiling.

“Look! Look at this pretty dress! I want to buy it! It sure will look good on me. Even if it stinks, or make me look fat, I can always sell it on my blog shop! It was featured on Slops yesterday, so lots of people are coming to my blog shop now!” She narrated, seemingly more to herself than to her bored boyfriend beside her.

Her boyfriend is another piece of art altogether. The weird extruding metallic studs cunningly erected all over his nose, lips, and ears, throws to shame the urban construction plan on any Amercian city. Drawing of spider webs on various parts of his body and a big fat spider on his back betrays his childhood desire to be a spiderman. He lifted his sight which was resting comfortably on a well-proportioned girl at the other end of the shop, and look into the eyes of his girlfriend, who was his first.

“Nah,” he said, “not nice.” He glanced around the dresses on display near him, and pointed to one completely at random. “This looks nice. Why not try this?” he asked. His girlfriend frowned pretendiously, picked up the dress her darling had chosen for her, and proceeded to the fitting room. He gave his long orange hair a quick sweep so that they fall back into place, and folded his arms. Confident that he now looked as cool as can be, he carried on ogling at that girl across the room.

By the time his girlfriend came out from the fitting room, he had one more phone number inside his handphone address book.

There were many well-dressed people around. Some were eating ice-cream while they walk. Others were drinking bubble tea. He frowned at them. Youngsters nowadays really are crazy. They can spend $7 on a single scoop of ice-cream, and $2 on a cup of syrup drink. He tried to remember the last time he had his meal. It was 2 days ago. Hopefully, the $50 he hid in his left sock could last time for 3 more weeks before he would need to steal again. Stealing from someone is never pleasant, but he had to feed himself. Afterall, he thought, trying to justify his crime, people nowadays are so rich. What does a little money mean to them? He closed his eyes and soon began to snore. The ground is cold and hard to sleep on, and he had no pillow. But he had already grown used to that. This had been his bed for the last 3 years.

His chest still ached from the removal of a tatoo. A tatoo that he happily put on 3 weeks ago when the cute secondary school girl first became his girlfriend. The tatoo had spelt her name.

It was his own bloody fault, he thought. He shouldn’t have gone out with that new girl he met when his ex was trying out the dress he pointed at randomly. Oh well, he thought. His ex was good while it lasted. He had taken everything he could from her as a girl, and he had little to regret in the separation. Besides, he now has an even younger and prettier girlfriend. A new lamb to slaughter, he thought.

He dreamt. The moment he realise he was dreaming, he forced himself to wake up. Dreams were like time machine. His past kept coming back to hunt him through it. He hugged himself, shivering from the cold, brought by the charming night breeze that for him was rather like needle poking through his thin and tattered singlet. He felt alone. There was nobody around to give him warmth. From his pocket he took out a tiny keychain. It was a white penguin in its more glorious days, but now it had yellowed considerbly, and had blackened around the edges. Its head was deformed, slanted to the right, and one of its eye had already said bye bye. It gave off a terrible stench, but the man didn’t realise it, for the simple reason that the man’s body also gives off the very same stench.

His vision blurred as he looked at it. Tears flowed down his cheek and made its way to the dry concrete floor, leaving a clearly marked path of its descend on his face. He missed her. She was her first. He failed to treasure her. He remembered the first time he met her. He remembered the first time he made love with her. Unfortunately, he remembered how they seperated, and how his life went downhill from then on.

He prayed once again to god, or whichever higher entity that would care to listen to him, for a reset button which he could press. If given a second chance he would not have done what he did. His new love had landed him in jail. She costed him 3 of his fingers on his right hand. Who could have thought that she was the girlfriend of the leader of the gang in the neighbourhood. The night they came after him after knowing what he had done with her was nightmare. It was that very night that kept hunting him in his dreams.

When the police came they had already fled. While busy adminstrating punches and kicks on him, the gang members had also mananged to plant a small packet of heroin in his trouser pocket. That would mean a death sentence for him. So when the two policemen were about to handcuff him, he fought back, and with a piece of sharp broken glass lying on the floor after the fight, drew blood from them. He then fled.

He looked at the back of his hands. He look at his palm. They were filled with filth. And with blood. He blinked. The blood had disappeared.

He pulled up his “blanket”. A tattered piece of cloth that was once a pretty pink dress. He had been hugging it to sleep every single night. Her smell had long faded from the dress, but hugging it close to him everynight makes him feel like he was with her again.

It still seem to be a long way from morning, so he decided to go back to sleep. He rolled over and try to sleep with his face facing the wall. Within seconds, snores were heard.

Through a big tear hole on the back of his singlet, a spider could be seen.


This short story was inspired by random people I saw today at bugis street. Please pardon my typos and grammarical errors.

What do you think of my feeble attempt at short story writing? Please comment. Thank you!

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Day Off - NUS

Took an off today, and went to NUS.

I thought lesson were all taught by qualified professors, but it seemed that I have had overly high expectation of Singapore’s education. I am now listening to the droning voice of a tutor who come from donno where, and isn’t even a PHD holder. Her sweet, quiet voice would have worked well if she worked in the radio industry, but it simply won’t work when education comes in this kind of voice. In a highly profound and complex sort of way that is even more complex than the mathematic nightmare that she displays on the screen, her voice makes me want to go home and sleep.

(Btw, I was so bored I created a prank in one of the PCs using Visual Studio 2005.)

The remaining 2 lectures were fine, being conducted by people who really know about teaching.

Times flies and its soon time to book in again. My off day is coming to an end.

But I enjoyed it very much. I love every single day I spend with my girlfriend of 32 months, Si hui. I love you Si hui!

Times flies when we are together, but its not something to be sad about. The only reason why time seems to fly so fast is because we are really enjoying ourselves. Happy time flies. Unhappy time drags.

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Crocs Artventure

You got to admit, Singapore kids are very creative kids. But interestingly, Singaporean adults are not known for their creativity. We have to import “foreign talents” with “creativity” for our work force. So how did Singaporean’s creativity get buried? Well… make your own deduction.

For now, enjoy the following remade Crocs done by very creative kids and on display in the MRT connector between Esplande and City Hall MRT.

And finally…

Yucks!

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ASA & Night’s Out

Finally I was posted out, to ASA (Admin Support Assistance), another nice sounding word for “Clerk”.

What a sissy vocation, you may say, but i prefer welfare and quality life over the being “man”.

Handphone charger, MP3, PSP, night’s out. Finally.

And on the other hand, some weekends will be inevitably burn, and I’m a stay in clerk.

Oh well. Nothing is perfect.

I’m blogging today because its my first night’s out. :)

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