Kudos to my sister for discovering that the interior or our new sofa is hollow (how unsurprising!).
All my beloved possessions will be hidden in my sofa when I go NS next week so as to ensure that they are safe from the prying and itchy eyes and hands of my sister. Shss.. don’t tell her that.
Maybe, next time a tremor occurs again in Singapore, instead of the usual “Stay away from ceiling decorations and glass”, the Singapore police will also recommend Singaporeans to hide away in the hollow of their sofas.
Then when this whole thing picks up, I’ll start a company producing sofas with well equipped and customizable interiors. Something like a sofa with built in bed, fridge, radio, and toilet inside its interior should be easy to sell.
No, I’m only joking.
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Hide with cookie crumbs, fallen hair, M&Ms, and UFOs (Unidentified Fallen-into-crack Objects)? Eeeek!