I propose a statement today: I select my blog readers.
This should immediately sound weird to a certain group of readers, and a small number of readers will think that I am a lunatic, or talk nonsense, and navigate away from my blog before the illogicality (if there is such a word) catch up with them and give their closed mind a good make over.
With the writing style of the previous paragraph, another group would have navigated away due to his or her inability to understand what I was talking about, or out of utter boredom.
Since you are still here. You must be more of the curious sort, who exercise the brain more than other people. I may not be 100% correct. You may just be someone who have nothing to do. Or you may be someone who is madly in love with me.
There is quite a large number of unique viewers, many of whom I suspect are regular readers, until of course they are no longer regulars. What I find strange is there is practically little or no comments left behind by readers, and little chat on the chatroom I had made.
Most my entries are quite open ended, in the sense that I don’t attempt to draw a proper conclusion. I would lead you to believe things are this way, and then slap right back at you in the last few lines of my entry, leaving you confused as to what my stand really is. Of course, as a consequence of the way I write, which is something between writing style of the legendary Douglas Adams with this witty stupidity, and my own level of English which is still stuck in Zhenghua Primary School. Maybe I accidentally flipped off a small switch in the language centre of my brain. My grammar is still as lousy as it was in Primary School.
Out goes readers who have nothing better to do, and loves to comment and chat.
Out goes readers who are die hard advocates of “perfect” English, although English preaches that “Nothing is perfect”, which by definition includes itself, and that very statement, hence leading to a nasty paradox.
Out goes readers who hates paradoxes and according to them, “stupid blogger who think he is so clever.”
If you are still hanging around, good. You are the reader I have selected.
And if you think there is a deeper meaning to this post, you rocks!
And if you think you understand the deeper meaning, and had thought about it before, kudos!
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LMFAO!
A decline in blog readership cd only b brought abt by a few main factors.
Firstly, have u ever wondered whether all yr readers know of this new website u set up? IMO, some of them maybe still infatuated wif http://www.weikiatblog.blogspot.com! Cant really tell. Juz one of my predictions..
Secondly, yr previous blog is mostly on the inadequacies of AJ’s facilities and management. So there was a common topic everyone cd talk/argue abt. Many ppl find it amusing watching u and some pro-AJCians battle out in a world of words and insults, and thus leading these readers to add in their own feelings abt a particular issue. To put it simply, there was continuous flow of ideas and arguments tt kept yr blog and readers alive..
Or maybe perhaps, the pro-AJCians finally attained enlightenment. They were enlightened by yr words and thus haf come to accept the fact tt AJC REALLY SUX.. Pro-AJCIANS like Whirl and tt anonymous girl MAY fall in this category. But I think tt’s hardly the case.
I think I haf to apologise on my part as well. I haven been reading yr blog lately until u told me of yr latest interesting entry. Personally I m bz wif some of my committments lately tt I hardly find time to do the things I like. For tt, I m sry and seek for yr understanding. Pls dun bash me up nx time we meet up! HAHA!