Monthly Archive for February, 2007

My Blog Readers

I propose a statement today: I select my blog readers.

This should immediately sound weird to a certain group of readers, and a small number of readers will think that I am a lunatic, or talk nonsense, and navigate away from my blog before the illogicality (if there is such a word) catch up with them and give their closed mind a good make over.

With the writing style of the previous paragraph, another group would have navigated away due to his or her inability to understand what I was talking about, or out of utter boredom.

Since you are still here. You must be more of the curious sort, who exercise the brain more than other people. I may not be 100% correct. You may just be someone who have nothing to do. Or you may be someone who is madly in love with me.

There is quite a large number of unique viewers, many of whom I suspect are regular readers, until of course they are no longer regulars. What I find strange is there is practically little or no comments left behind by readers, and little chat on the chatroom I had made.

Most my entries are quite open ended, in the sense that I don’t attempt to draw a proper conclusion. I would lead you to believe things are this way, and then slap right back at you in the last few lines of my entry, leaving you confused as to what my stand really is. Of course, as a consequence of the way I write, which is something between writing style of the legendary Douglas Adams with this witty stupidity, and my own level of English which is still stuck in Zhenghua Primary School. Maybe I accidentally flipped off a small switch in the language centre of my brain. My grammar is still as lousy as it was in Primary School.

Out goes readers who have nothing better to do, and loves to comment and chat.
Out goes readers who are die hard advocates of “perfect” English, although English preaches that “Nothing is perfect”, which by definition includes itself, and that very statement, hence leading to a nasty paradox.
Out goes readers who hates paradoxes and according to them, “stupid blogger who think he is so clever.”

If you are still hanging around, good. You are the reader I have selected.

And if you think there is a deeper meaning to this post, you rocks!

And if you think you understand the deeper meaning, and had thought about it before, kudos!

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Planet of the Apes may just become reality…

From National Geographic,

For the first time, great apes have been observed making and using tools to hunt mammals, according to a new study. The discovery offers insight into the evolution of hunting behavior in early humans.

A chimpanzee modified a branch by breaking off one or two ends and, frequently, using its teeth to sharpen the stick. The ape then jabbed the spear into hollows in tree trunks where bush babies sleep.

When hunting in the hollows, “almost without fail, every time they would withdraw the tool, they would sniff it or lick it, and then proceed to stab it in there again,” said Jill Pruetz, an anthropologist with Iowa State University who led the research in Senegal

Watch the video here.

One day, the chimps may just take over the world…

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A typical AJCian’s reflection using typical ajcians’ (lack of) style of writing

The age of Junior College era in my highly successful and inspired livelihood in Singapore had came to an end just a fraction of a full calender year ago. Next week, on the fifth day of the week, I will return to my beloved, respectable and loving Anderson Junior College once again, to finish what I had set out to do, since my birth.

Since my birth when I left my mother’s womb where I was fortunately given existence to by the use of a modern technology, In-Vitro-Fertilisation. I embarked on a journey to eliminate lack of wealth and want to give myself and my parents whom I love to hug good life for the rest of their life.

I finally made my way to Anderson Junior College, and upon entering its majestic gates, I found myself bathed in an aura of smartness. Putting on the grey and blue uniform that brainless naysayers who do not know better deem as something commonly conceived as that of a factory worker’s I felt my level of intelligent quotient raised by the division of zero over one.

The principal and vice-principal in Anderson Junior College are really inspiring and they had really touched the depts of my youthful heart with their touching speeches. With them, the canteen in my school became world-classed, and so does the teachers in my school, the givers of important knowledge.

I was utterly convinced to work very hard for the sake of my future, given my lack of intelligence which I choose to be totally ignorant about. I want to aim high for the S-Papers which guarantees my social stading to be above that of the other aimless and uninspired schoolmates. How I detest their idle and inability to finish the meager tutorials given by tutors!

I honestly and without any hint of doubt believes in everything my teachers in Anderson Junior College impart to us, in hope that I will one day be able to drive the car they are now driving. When my GP department had imparted us the knowledge that the meaning of irony is “what is expected to happen never happen”, I believed her with all my might, soul, heart and body.

During the days prior to Alevels, when the Alevel examinations were just around the corner, and will approach me in the blink of an eye, I mugged doubly hard. For my intensive and extensive General Paper Revision, I did not limit myself to memorizing valuable statistics from newspaper. I also memorised tonnes of model GP essays uploaded by GP teachers on the online learning portal, in hope that some paragraphs or phrases may come in handy. I also allocated 80% of my time memorising the steps on how to dismantle and approach GP questions given in a note granted only to selected few by the College.

For maths, I drew up a concept map. I learnt how to draw a concept map during the “How to draw a concept map” workshop provided by the reputable institution, Anderson Junior College. I use my hard learnt knowledge, referring to the valuable guidelines and very detailed notes on how to draw a concept map, I drew a very detailed concept map on how to tackle all the different permutation and combination of maths questions that will appear in Alevel.

For chemistry, I already had my concept map drawn by the request of the my beloved chemistry teacher who appraised us with beautiful Cactus during Teachers’ Day.

However, the days of great importance came. The Alevel questions were even harder than those in the Prelims, total unlike those question in the Ten Year Syllabus, which I carried around in my two years in Anderson Junior College where ever I go without failure. All the solutions I had memorised had no use. I left a great deal of questions blank because my knowledgeable teachers did not teach me how to solve such questions. I left the majestic examination hall with a heavy heart, heavier than Jupiter.

But I still learn a great deal in Anderson Junior College, and I will continue loving the college for the rest of my life, for it allowed me to experience definition of irony, where mugging hard and studying hard does not equate to scoring well for the Alevel examinations. Oh, what irony.

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Note: All wrong usage of words, or other mistakes in one form or other, are intentional. The narrative in the story is not “me”, as in “weikiat”, but rather, a persona I’ve created to reflect the thinking and mindset of typical AJCians from 2 years of interacting with and observing them. The part about IVF is fictional. It is put in place to show AJCian’s ruthlessness in trying to “impress” readers with their powerful vocabulary.

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Ah… Sian

Was feeling very dizzy since last night, headache and ear also ache. So I took a pandedol (how to spell) before I sleep. Suspect I got figure.

Today, put the thermometer into my mouth, instantly jump to 37 then go to 38.2. Sian… really fever. Still got lots of work to do, and haven’t go cycle with my dear! I promised her that since dec last year :( and was intending to go tomorrow. :( :(

Sorry dear for disappointing you. Given the giddyness of my head I cycle people will think i drunk.

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NSmen suck thumb…

Last Friday I went for an interview at this Fabrication plant U..i at Pasir Ris. The fab claims itself as the 2nd largest in the world.

It was a 1 to 1 interview with a fat Taiwanese manager. The Very First thing the manager asked me after my introduction is

Taiwanese Pig Manager: “I see you are a Singaporean. Do you need to go back to serve NS every year?”

I replied Yes, I do need to go back

Taiwanese Pig Manager: “Oh, so you have been going back even during your uni studies?”

Me : “Yes, at least once per year.

Then came the f-up remarks
Taiwanese Pig Manager: “How long do you need to go back every year? You Know, I once have this Singaporean Subordinate. He every year need to go back for like 2 weeks of in camp training, then still need to apply leave every now and then for some kind of briefing talks by NS.”

“Worse, he needs to pass some kind of physical test every Year, so when he trains for his test by running in the night, he will have no energy to do work in the morning, Affect Job Performance. Then if he fails, need to attend RT, waste of company time.”

“If every Singaporean needs to do all this, then I rather don’t hire you all then. 1 year you all will have like a few months no need to work due to NS, And you also are quite old compare to other graduates”

SINGAPOREANS MALES ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM THIS INFLUX OF FTs AS WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A FKING EVEN GROUND TO COMPETE ON!!

Really suck thumb lor..

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A visit to Ang Bao River

Me and my gf went to Ang Bao River today.

Click here to view the photo gallery.

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Thinking about things

(Skip the next paragraph. It is big, disorganized and messy, just like the state of my thoughts this few days)

Been thinking alot about life and death recently, the endless cycle of infant(hood), childhood, teenage(hood), adult(hood), parenthood, old age Where how one day I’ll be smiling at my own children and grandsons, while my own parents and grandparents are very far removed from my memory. How everyone is going through this stages unchangingly from the beginning of life till now, how repetitive, boring, and never ending. How you won’t know about your lack of existence the day it comes because you won’t be around to notice it. How everyone who is working so hard, leading meaningful life, helping others and receiving help, and it counts for nothing because they all die one day. How life came about possibly because of random carbon arrangements, and how existence is aware of itself. How it is that “I think, therefore I am.” and so on. How ghost shouldn’t really exist, but are born out of our instinctive fear of darkness and night because of our primitive nocturnal predators (My own theory). Feeling my brain going on and on into an abyss so dark and incomprehensible that I finally comprehend how some genius can go crazy and kill themselves to end this endless unanswerable question. Things like quantum mechanics and parallel universe which I and still struggling to comprehend even after my constant reading in the subject for the past 5 years, and how it is nothing but a theory brought about by our primitive science. How “science” in the past are today’s religious believes and thinking about how relevant is our “science” today. How I should really live my life since I have only one try and I don’t want to waste it, and am going to value each and everyday. I had already lived through a great deal of my life doing the same things everyday, following rules, orders and regulations. I want to take charge of it as soon as possible, do things my own way. How $1000 is a big or small amount depending on how you look at it. How I am born to be what I am. How certain traits of mine are indirectly copied off both my parents. How humans pick up language without knowing how to communicate in the first place (my theory is watch and learn. By comparing sound of words and actions by individuals who produced them, an infant is able to gradually understand spoken language. this i notice through 3 years of watching japanese animes with subtitles, and one day I forgot to turn on the subtitle and still managed to understand/guess approximately 60% of the show and spoken words). How the brain works. How collective intelligence works. The theory that with humans being inter connected to each other via massive network we are like the many neurons in our brain connected to each other. How the conciousness is derived when you have so many seperate cells. How the cells came and work together to form a human. How “big” our Earth is. Is the universe also in fractal form, where earth is part of something similar to the inside of a quark or whatever smallest unit of matter we can find. How we interact with other physical object. How can we be sure about existence. Fate and freewill? On and on and on.

I’m lucky that I have my psp and gf to save me from insanity. I sense I have a slightly more intelligent/observant brain than those belonging to the self-delusional fools and muggers I’ve seen in AJC. However, I hate myself for noticing things in this society and the world and then not comprehending it. That is beyond my mental capacity.

Or am I just passing through another phase of life, which involves thinking oneself to be more intelligent than others, and having weird unanswerable question, which majority of other people went through as well.

Damn it, I want to live life by my own definition.

Although I always know the answer to the following question, I still can’t answer myself.

What do I want in life?

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Instant Success

I was reading the newspaper the other day, where a bunch of rather illogical believers rushed in to the temple to be the first to sink in the joss stick, so that whatever wish they have will come true.

Ever present were the typical Singaporeans’ “Get Rich” dreams by peasants who worked hard and bitter to contribute to our president’s outrageously high but constantly increasing salary (A simple calculation is such that if our president sat in the toilet to shit for 15minutes, he already earn approx $75 while doing his “business”. This is already equal to the daily pay of majority of Singaporeans, for working up to 12 hours in one day.

There are also a bunch of fools which tickled me. They wish for good academic result, which to Singaporeans is indirectly wishing for better wealth when they join the workforce. Then they proudly declared to the newspaper that, “YEAH! No need to study any more!” It is without surprise that we never hear from this people any more.

You see, most people who are desperate enough to camp outside the temple, join the rush to plant the first joss stick when the clock struck 12, are those who are very far from achieving what they wished for (wealth and results). You don’t see an elite like Wee Shu Min praying for good results, or our president praying for wealth.

Consequently those who wishes for wealth and results by planting the first joss stick in the new year are the ones who have the lowest chance of getting it. Because of their believes that god will fulfill their wish to be lazy while making gain (look at how hard people have to work, even under guidance from god, in order to achieve success in legends and myths), they will unconsciously stop working toward their goals, and instead, become as lazy as a stone.

Of course, I am not fully against this plant the first joss stick thing. It certainly adds excitement for many Singaporeans in this otherwise dull and boring place. That alone far outweighs the sufferings experienced by lazy Singaporeans later on.

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Creativity, Singapore style!

I was reading Mr Brown’s blog, when I saw his entry regarding the similarity between an animation submitted by Nanyang Academy of Fine Arts for Animania 2007, an animation competition.

Animation in 2007 by NAFA

Animation by Katy Towell in 2005

You don’t have to watch the full animation. Limit yourself to the first 30 seconds will do. What will be popping in your mind?

Blatant rip off. Ok. Some may use a more mild word. The team from NAFA is “inspired” by Katy Towell. Ah.. if so how come no credits or even ask the original author for permission? What disgusted me even more is the fact that the one by NAFA is less graceful, poorer animation, and rubbishy story. The mirror part really destroys the “magical” and “mystical” feel of the original story.

As if that wasn’t enough, NAFA have got another interesting entry to take note of.

Think out of the box

And thinking out of the box is precisely what the animators failed to do. Wait. Can they even think? The whole thing is a blatant rip-off from the game, The Neverhood created by Dreamworks Studio in 1996. I’m lazy to type, so let me put what I want to say into point form.

1) The environment where the protagonist exist in is very similar to that of the game.
2) The music style is similar, if not the same as that of the game.
3) The protagonist is also a rip-off, right down to the small tailing hair on its head, the red shirt, the wriggling of fingers before pushing a button, and the walking animation of the protagonist are exactly the same as that of Klaymen in The Neverhood
4) The thing about moving the door to the other side of the room isn’t creative at all. A better word for it would be “lame”.
5) Are we so creative as to copy a game from 11 years ago?
6) The protagonist looks damn ugly.

Well, what to do. All these are just small insignificant examples of how “creative” some educated Singaporeans can be.

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Singaporeans caught on camera

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