Monthly Archive for January, 2007

My life, my universe, and my everything

The moment I met her she lighted up my life;
I had to do my maths homework no longer.
She sat beside me during maths class,
to let me copy and copy and copy.

She took me around Singapore like a tour guide,
my brain spin and spin.
What bugis, orchard, suntec,
become like my second home.

Our first movie together:
Hide and Seek.
She hide and I seek;
seeking for her love.

Right there at changi airport,
I confessed my love and I choked.
She laugh at me and said no,
so I act pitiful till she say yes.

I changed my class and failed my maths,
yet our link is never broken.
She loves me and I love her,
that will never change.

Days become weeks,
weeks become months,
like an old lady’s nagging,
our love never dies.

Conflict happened and war broke out,
heated arguments and things turned violent.
The stupid idiotic me hit her,
and hit her really hard.

Tears came out of her,
spraying like a fountain.
I realized my mistake and hugged her close to me.
I never hit her from that day.

Miracle happens.
I’ll pick up my handphone,
and out of a sudden her sms arrived.
The same thing happened to her too.

Not just sms,
for many things we do,
we seem to know what each other is doing,
perhaps we are a match made in heaven.

Months become years.
I am certain she is the one.
She is certain I am the one.
We are each other’s one and only.

Her creativity is unmatched,
perhaps only lose to mine.
She gives me surprises
that brings shame to Kinder Surprise.

Future lies ahead,
sweet memories filled the past.
With her hand in mine,
we walk down the path.

She is my life, my universe, and my everything*.
She is my Forty-Two*.

-Tay Wei Kiat

* In the renowned novel Hitch Hiker’s Guide to The Galaxy, the answer to the ultimate question of “Life, The Universe, and Everything” is Forty-Two.

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Picking up

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Beautiful curve. Beautiful!

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ST Forum Discussion 26/01/2007

Looking at the kind of ST Forum letters that had been appearing lately, which completely succeeded in entertaining and amusing me, while at the same time betraying a lack common sense of knowledge on the part of those who wrote the letters, I’ve decided to start a new segment on my blog called ST Forum Discussion, where I share with you guys fantastic letters as well as some discussion. It is inevitable that I may offend some people with my commentary, and for that I apologize in advance.

Free seating? Not really
On our way by taxi to the Esplanade to see ‘Everything But The Brain’, a local play, on Jan 23…Our hostess had asked us to arrive early as it was free seating. Imagine our surprise when the doors opened and we entered only to be told that three rows out of four in the centre row of seats had been reserved for VIPs.

It made a mockery of the term ‘free seating’ printed on our tickets.

Anne Wong Holloway (Ms)

My take:
1) So you arrived early to take first few rows ah?
2) How early did you arrive? Three hours before the event?
3) You want to be VIP ah, pay more money lor.
4) You can just act stupid and sit on those VIP seat, arguing that it was printed on your tickets that it is “free seating”, and then when approached, demand to see their manager, arguing about the bad safety of Esplanade, how an woman fell to death, and therefore you want to sit at the front row because there is a lesser distance to fall.
5) Go watch a movie. Then you book first 3 row.
6) A play is not a fucking movie!
7) Esplanade is not a fucking cinema!
8) Have you attended any plays before?
9) If not, why the sudden decision?
10) A mockery of your lack of experience?

Let’s call them security officers, not security guards
Since 9/11, security consciousness and responsibility have become increasingly important themes, especially in government, commercial buildings including shopping centres.

Security systems have been enhanced in these premises to ensure safer premises and the security personnel deployed have become more professional and competent to cope with the enhanced responsibility… blah blah blah…However, the public still seems to have a poor perception of these security personnel despite all the progress and improvements made thus far.

One of the reasons for this perception problem could be that these security personnel are referred to as guards or security guards.

Is it not the time to uplift even more the image, morale and professionalism of these security personnel by referring to them more appropriately as security officers?

This change in designation would not only enhance the morale and pride of these officers and uplift their overall professionalism but also go a long way to have them gain greater respect and cooperation from the public.

Such a move could also result in more competent and qualified persons coming forward to take on jobs in the security industry.

M. Lukshumayeh

My take:
1) I am quite doubtful of how such an obvious name change (while the job duty remains the same) will result in more competent and qualified persons coming forward to take the job.
2) To tackle the problem of an aging population, many retired people in Singapore had come forward to take the job of security guards at various venues. By asking for more competent persons, you want retired people to retire again?
3) What is wrong with “guards”? The word “guard” reflects responsibility, commitment, reliability and competence. On the other hand… “Officer”? Don’t have that kind of kick.
4) Are you a security guar… hm no. Officer?

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AJC Dyed

My AJC orientation shirt got dyed by other dyes from other clothes in the washing machine.

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ZZZ

Dye, AJC.

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SMRT Bus parked at HDB carpark

Guess what I saw when I look out of the window…

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ST Forum Discussion 24/01/2007

Looking at the kind of ST Forum letters that had been appearing lately, which completely succeeded in entertaining and amusing me, while at the same time betraying a lack common sense of knowledge on the part of those who wrote the letters, I’ve decided to start a new segment on my blog called ST Forum Discussion, where I share with you guys fantastic letters as well as some discussion. It is inevitable that I may offend some people with my commentary, and for that I apologize in advance.

Anti-virus software fails to protect laptop from attacks

Having bought Norton anti-virus products in the last four years and despite diligently updating the latest software patch and doing my regular computer scan, they have failed in deterring virus attacks on my notebook.

My latest plight was an unusable harddisk plus an infected backup harddisk. It was upon sending my notebook (covered under extended warranty) for repair that the computer technician informed me of the above diagnoses. It was the last thing on my mind as I have often taken precautionary measures when it comes to protecting my data on the computer.

What irks me is that the company makes no effort to respond to my repeated phone calls.

Brian Low Hung Chye

My take:
1) Anti virus programs only deters against known virus. That is why there is a need to update the virus definition file regularly, to enable the program to detect virus that came out into the wild recently. Brian mentioned that he updates his anti virus program regularly. But does he know the actual reasons for the need to do so? Just like condoms and vaccines can fail sometimes, isn’t it acceptable that his anti-virus program fails sometimes?
2) Protection by anti-virus software isn’t as solid as what people think. If I feel like it, I could have just written a virus and send it to any one’s computer, and the anti-virus software will not know it is a virus simply because the definition files do not contain data on it.
3) Your “latest plight”? Seems like you mess up your computer all the time. “I have often taken precautionary measures when it comes to protecting my data on the computer.” You sure? I know you want to protect the valuable porn and office documents on your computer. But preventing virus has got nothing to do with protecting your data. Since most of today’s virus come the internet, it is time you take a look at your surfing habits (visiting too much virus and spyware filled porn sites?) instead of focusing on how to protect your privacy.
4) You have an “unusable harddisk”. The exact reason causing it to be unusable was not specified. Perhaps it was a harddisk failure, brought about by you swing your laptop around too much and not taking good care of it. Most of today’s computer problems were wrongly credited to the doings of virus. In most cases, the users are the ones who are the “virus”.
5) “infected backup harddisk”. I have no idea how a virus would render your harddisk useless, th infect your backup harddisk. For all I know, most virus don’t wretch your harddisk. In general, they mess with your system files. These are in your primary harddisk, not your (porn) backup harddisk.
6) Finally, “What irks me is that” I’ve been using my computer without any anti-virus software for more than 7 years with only 1 mild case of virus attack, which I managed to rectify myself.

On an (almost) unrelated note, lets enjoy this music video by standup comedian Carlos Mencia called The Mind of Mencia. Carlos Mencia’s comedy is more of abrasive racial type, so if you are easily offended, please stay away from it. What I like most bout this show is phrase “Dee Dee Dee” which he made up to call stupid people. NOT retarded, but stupid. There’s a big difference between the two.

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Interesting feedback regarding Weikiat.NET Chat

Earlier I posted a link to Weikiat.NET chat on youth.sg’s forum.
Someone had this interesting thing to say:

if we got this awesome chatroom why do we need a forum

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Road Rage

Was waiting for my dad to fetch me after work today at the Tekka mall area, where alot of indians and perverted chinese middle aged man lurks.

While waiting along the road side, one man, trying to flag down a taxi, did a very interesting thing.

He stood on the road to become more noticeable.

My heart screamed after him. That road is a busy road, with buses, taxis and fast traveling cars literally speeding through. Yet he stood there, unashamed, as upright as a tree, as if his father owns the damn road and he designed it.

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X marks the position he was standing at. The black outlined boxed marks the position of a taxi that finally stopped for him, and the gray box marks the location of the nearby bus-stop.

Put abit of imagination inside, and you would be able to image the loud horning that comes whenever a speeding vehicle passes by. There is also this particular bus-driver who horned at the taxi three times. That was because the bus is a bendy-bus, and the driver could not stop his bus properly at the bus-stop. The “tail” of the bus was sticking out.

All these, because some Singaporean wishes to increase his probability of flagging a taxi, and his death.

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Shock

My old blog still has more visitors than the old one!!!

Am very very profoundly shocked.

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The Values of Philips

Becos of the possibility of Philips acusing me of spreading “untruths” about their company, it is best this entry is removed. End of discussion. Just don’t buy anything from Philips :)

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